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On The 1st Day Of 2010

2009-12-31T21:51:00.000-08:00

I got my thumb bitten by an iguana, so I had a bandage as a kick-start for new years. Darn D:

Oww D:

Well, I can't really find much to blog about since it's so hectic and I'm lazy much, not to mention later I'll be going shitloads of places. Shitloads of places I mean...O btw, the 1st day of this year, marks a new price rise for our groceries. Fuck you government. You made my mixed rice more expensive!! Ok anyway, it's about time to get going...chowz and Happy New Year!!

No Shit Sherlock

2009-12-25T16:22:00.000-08:00

Another particularly short review. One word, genius. This movie is about a consulting detective named Sherlock Holmes. You might have heard his name elsewhere before but never as badass as this.

Storyline wasn't really clear and all but it's not the main focus anyway. The plot was quite awesome I'd say but there are events that are insignificant to the storyline but it does reveal more of the character and their god damn funny and it prevents the whole show from being too linear.

Characters in question, Sherlock is fucking awesome. You'll know why if you watch the movie. This is what makes him THE Sherlock, not detective Conan. I won't really reveal anything about the characters but you should be familiar if you ever read the novel series of this show.

The music was also darn awesome, it fit right into the scene. Hans Zimmer has contributed more than just a music to listen to when we're shooting russians outside the white house(Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare 2) It's also very noticeable even through the heat of action in the film.

This show doesn't lack humor or action and sometimes does both at the same time. It's somewhat slapstick at times and freaking ridiculous but it does get you laughing even if you seen a horse everyday in your life.

To summarize, 9/10 would be appropriate for this. There's a few subtle flaws in this show but nothing to worry about. Awesome show and most likely there will be a sequel.

Avatar: The Last...Handicapped Marine

2009-12-25T16:06:00.000-08:00

Well ok I didn't know the show was about a handicapped marine considering the trailer was rather shitty. But yet again, this IS from the guy who made Titanic. So why not. I'm gonna make this short because I'm gonna do 2 more posts right after this one and no one likes a wall of text.

Storyline-wise, Cameron did a nice job. Although it's still based on a rather common theme of greed. It goes like: you fuck me I fuck you. The show had a few major plot flaws though. Aside from that, there's shit loads of unique stuff. Like...tentacles in your hair that can control animals :D

The protagonist in question is a handicapped marine. The guy's a marine but he touches nearly everything he sees and this gets him into trouble. Cameron seems to like using this method to advance the storyline but the protagonist acts like a down syndrome kid whenever he decides to touch something and see the plant's nastic movement.

Cameron also has a faggot attitude of making characters die. I don't know how many people died in the show man, I think more protagonists died than antagonists(without including the cookie cutter soldiers)

This show also lacks a sense of humor. Every time they try to make you laugh, but you can't and for some reason the malays beside me keep laughing at everything like people falling off their horse and getting covered in mud was always this funny to them probably because they never saw what a horse looks like.

Overall I give this 7.9/10, creativity is the real value of this show but aside from art spam and awesome storyline, the emotional parts of the show often fail for some reason probably because we aren't used to seeing blue people. Don't forget the major plot flaws.

What To Do?!

2009-12-20T08:01:00.000-08:00

Well, today me and boomer went to KPP(Kursus Pendidikan Pemandu) which is compulsory in a long line of procedures to obtain a driver's license. The guy who was fetching me and boomer to the location where we attend that "course" had me stunned. Well his choice of music was pop. Mainstream shitty pop songs. So shitty that it killed my mood to talk. Gah...

Course was pretty boring, the instructors can't really get humorous or lame. In between that gray line of both, they can't make any fancy jokes at all. So what I did throughout course = 1. listen for awhile 2. try not to fall asleep by playing phone games 3. if all else fails, fall asleep for 10 minutes.

Boring course over and now I'm at home, with nothin much t0 do D: Well, I'll just head over to /b/ later. Anyway, gonna get my guitar out now and thanks for reading :D There ain't anythin much to do ararararararararara

Porm?

2009-12-16T10:18:00.000-08:00

Omg, today had to trouble my parents to fetch me to WC's house. Haih, damn sad...If only they consent to get me a car. Either way, got to Ritz Carlton pretty fast la tho we wait for our "ambulance" damn long. Thanks Lucas :)

A quick summary on the event cuz its 2.30 right now, and I need my nap soon. Well, the event didnt really lived up to it...Food and all was quite ok, nt bad. In fact, I like the bread lol. The emcee was quite funny la, fail Russel Peters imitator tho. The games and all, entertaining to watch although I wont be telling my children and grand children what I saw at prom...Srsly, blowing a balloon with a condom >_> I doubt my kids need to know anythin about that.

There was nearly no dancing, everyone was just jumping like shit as if they were on crack. No rly, I went there jump awhile then I got shoved to 1 side cuz they all were jumping nuts. That aint dancing doods. Most of the time I just wandered around the hall cuz I knew people from a few different groups, but not much on those in classes that started with M. Thats pretty much how I spent time while waiting for people to finish jumping omg.

The people outside despo to sell their shirts omg, luckily the guy can understand I cant be persuaded >_> Well, we had to wait longer for Wai Sin's parents to come to the rescue though D: Thanks Wai Sin, and his parents for fetching me and a bunch of other guys back to home one by one :D Thanks for reading too, hope your prom doesn't end up having more sex related events than dancing events ._.

Tonight, We Party At JJ's!!

2009-12-11T21:43:00.000-08:00

Gah, too bad I don't have a proper camera to snap photos. So it'll be a wall of text D: Sien, at the starting I thought I cud go for both paintball and pork party cuz the timing is quite nice, but in the end my folks had to make a spontaneous visit to Ipoh for my sis's minor surgery(stunned) so I had to stay overnight at Boomer's house D:

Next day we get all the darn ingredients and we were done cept with the lamb leg, darn thing cudn't be chopped unless we used a saw. Wow. Got all the crap done, nearly lost LJJ's dog ._. And then I was stoning quite a long time to take care of the dog, little guy's really anxious for the lamb ROFL it rushed and nearly got a bite at our lamb D:

1 thing tho, we had a New Zealand guy came over. Awesome, at least I understand his slang w00t. Nice guy and all, but he was...16 D: mah god, I really has stunted growth cuz hes near same height as me. Darn. Summary of party: Awesome but a lil lack on organization. Thanks to Wai Sin and Calvin who worked their asses off with those bbq sets of theirs. Thanks to Boomer who gotz em lamb legs and all. Thanks to LJJ for lending us his place. And several others who contributed in making all this happen. Tho I didnt really talk to much people last night ._.

Stunned tho, I wonder where does Freddy and LJJ even find the mood to play any sport after a 5 hours nap. Anyway, thanks for reading and hope this happens again next year. With more smuggled booze :D

Full Swing

2009-12-08T17:36:00.000-08:00

SPM ish over!! Well, that means I'll be blogging quite often from now on. Although I don't really have much to write and all, here's a shitbrix picture I took yesterday while me and a bunch of friends were hiking back from cc yesterday.

Slide up anyone? Anyway, I wish everyone happy hols in advance cuz I'll have bucketloads to do. Tata~

How is it like, so far

2009-11-30T03:38:00.000-08:00

Well, my blog posts are gonna be more casual from now on I guess. W00t, new playlist that workz!! Anyway, I doubt sincerely from my heart that anyone takes time to read this. So lemme get this straight.

Bm + Sej = bitches

Thats all I can say so far :\ O yeah, theres even a section to determine which language did u use during the examination. It's really stupid, theres English, bm and both. God damn if they give me low marks if I tick english...I did, but I do sense a conspiracy in the making here. Common logic would explain why.

Anyway, day off so yeh. Be chilling for a day and thanks fer reading if you actually did o_o

Halloween?

2009-10-30T03:12:00.000-07:00

Its Halloween eve today!! So what...Can't celebrate it either way :\ but owh well, a picture might be able to compensate this
Exam's close, and good luck to everyone still studying >_> Well, I got nothin much to post but rants and rants and rants all on my country, so I better save my strength for studyin. Chowz and thanks fer reading :D

Bangcock, no cock...

2009-09-30T03:53:00.000-07:00

Just came back from our neighbour's country. Famous for housing most of the worlds trannys, this place has even more than that tho. At least its better than the trip in Bali, where all I did was fucking hike mountains and look at temples. Although its pretty shitty that I still havent seen a clean blue river in my life, Bangcock was no exception. Menam Chaopraya and Pattaya's floating market looked like diluted tea. No shit, but thats sedimentation alright. Anyway the sequence might be wrong cuz...I'm getting old alright, memories jumbled everywhere >_>

1st day was just the part where we headed onto the meeting spot. Had some dinner and walked around. The market sucks tho, seriously. But our hotel was pretty good, Bangkok Palace was the name lol. The market was so crowded, filled with all the cheap shit there was, but Malaysia's one better, cuz Bangkok's one is like...DAM TIGHT, CROWDED, AND HOT, WITH SOME FAGS CARRYING BASKETS OF RUBBISH BEHIND THEIR BACKS EMITTING A MIASMA OF STINK. Thats about all for the 1st day. Owh, and lets not forget that somehow all the animals here are FAT and LAZY :D

2nd day in the morning...in Masia it starts to get bright about 7 but in Thai, the 6 am sun is enough to burn your eyes :D This is when we get to the rivers as mentioned earlier, but heck. River's pretty polluted with all that sedimentation and dirt. There's only the sight of cat fish in the river and the light reflecting off the river shows signs of oil. Ergh... The temples pretty much ok...But being an atheist demands ignorance towards worship of superstitious figures. I don't find much today so I'm gonna just stop here. At night we passed by some...food court I think, went to shop for some food and lo and behold, INSECTS!! I wanted to try them but my mom wudn't let me so yea =.= disappointment indeed...

3rd day, yay I'm suddenly in Pattaya lol now time to get to an island. But before that, we went to some floating rock in the middle of nowhere(yes, literally NOWHERE, in the middle of the ocean) and tried out a new activity there :D Remember those guys who pull you with a speedboat while you're 20 feet above the sea being held by some parachute? That was pretty fun xD I had to admit that I didnt know how to swim tho but the sensation that you're somehow gliding in air looking down at the sea 20 feet below you was pretty awesome. I didnt bring any extra clothes cuz I didnt know we're going to an island's beach so yea...skip. Once I got back tho, strangely I see a bunch of people hawking photographs. A closer peek reveals candid photographs of everyone who took a boat ride to the island and those who did the parachute thingy O_O This doesn't end here, when you're about to exit the floating market(awesome place for cheap food) you'll be greeted a with a rack housing photographs of people walking pass a hidden camera. WTF?

Well yea there's some elephants too see but nothing too much...I just liked it when I took a few pictars with a leopard xD Altho I do pity the fella though...he looks as bored as hell. Literally. Gonna skip parts, till I has some awesome massage and all, painful but feels good xD

Back in masia...well...you can figure out the boredom and all, sorta enjoyed my trip but its rather annoying at some points. Thx fer reading any part of this long arse essay xD Notable pictars and some comments are on ze btm.

Apparently that statue squirts water through her busts...Someone's controlling it although we can't see where...But the puddle of water definitely proves it does squirt >_>

I like the blur effect :D Don't you?

Looks kinda cool, it reminds me a little on Honey And Clover xD

Lol WarChef.

Since when is bathing a currency?

Couldn't try these out...sob

Hatsune Miku anyone?

Hmm...No need for me to comment on this one right...?

It's not over....!!

2009-09-16T22:08:00.000-07:00

Great, the exams are over, not. There's still one more paper left to rip apart. Add maths. Either way I have one week of holz so yea, there's plenty of time :) I still cant find much interesting content to write on this blog...seriously. Just that the fact I'd accidentally fucking opened the pandora's box while being half sober.

Whether or not this has any relation to you guys, feel free to guess whats a pandora's box. For now, I feel glad I can post on this place again ^^ And owh my...I suddenly missed my form 2 frens...but Aud suddenly became so quiet =.= Ish, although Ashley and gang were still full of fun, ready to poke me like I'm Jelloman xD

Now, to end this epic post of freedom...A shoutout to all gamers out there. Anyone familiar with Ninja Gaiden? Visit the link below.
LOL EPIC FAIL :D

Please note that if you visit that site and find something perverted but entirely funny, I'm not responsible of whether you laugh or start to do something different >_>

Lastly, thanks to Li-Syuen, whos been spamming all the encouragement at me xD Sayonara, and thanks for reading :)

The days that have passed

2009-08-10T04:01:00.000-07:00

My birthday was always a simple one. With a bunch of wishes, some minor presents; sometimes a cake ^^ I'm forgetful anyway...so I didn't really remembered anything beyond that and last year's bacardi and kit kat from "boomer" and my cousin :(

I went on LRT to meet up with my older cousin, who is working in KLCC as a...make-up retailer or something like that xD At 1st I got sorta lost since I have no idea where does she work, so I started wandering about until my head went blank. I turned my head towards the directory and when I turned back; I saw a familiar face. Went closer, and its my cousin!! Yay~ BUT THE MAKE UP SO HEAVY T.T abit scary =.= We went to have some cake and chat lol but it was quite fun, I liked it, though she didn't have the time to stay longer...

Some people wished me happy birthday today...I appreciate it ^^ Sasa, Khai Ying, Li Syuen, Jun Yi and several more yet to come ;D even though I didnt have presents but I got some cash lol, gonna save it up for some epic item later xD And anyway, special thanks to my parents for bringing us out to dinner. Even if it was just King Crab, the crab was good :D

Well, chowz and thanks for reading ^^ This is one of the most sincere posts I made I think LOL Anyway dont fret over the abscence of pictars, I'll be sure to include em in the pork party post xD

Straight as....hair?

2009-08-03T00:31:00.000-07:00

Well I WAS expecting some odd replies when I straightened my hair via rebonding...*insert lol here* but the feedback was very varied. There's negative and positive. Sincere appreciate it if it was a lil constructive but...still, I dont like curly hair. FUCK THAT. MY HAIR USED TO BE STRAIGHT. AND IT BECAME LIKE WAVES AFTER BEING RADIATED OR SOMETHING WHICH WAS INDEED FUCKING RETARDED.

Either way, I'm just doing this for the sake of myself and yea, I'm satisfied of my hair being straight, although it sposed to be longer...But nonetheless it still looks better than my "curly mushroom" hair...Though it looks rather like...emo lol but hey I sorta like it although shitty loads of people don't. I'll bear with you all for awhile but after SPM, you better don't fucking bother about my hair again >_>

As for those before and after shots, I'll take it when I have the mood >_>

Protest? Epic Fail More Like It

2009-08-01T08:47:00.000-07:00

Sincerely no wonder my mom has been bugging me about my choice of destination, going to Nikko Hotel for a friends birthday. It seems that there was a protest this morning and it was FUCKING HUGE. Well since I share nil interest in politics, I don't bother what is it about but what I do know is that the police are doing a "great" job in crowd control. They just bloody blast tear gas and water cannons at you without consent or negotiation.

They suck, metaphorically of course. The protestants are just yakking and chanting inaudible phrases and they get sprayed by water cannons like they're a bitch.

Politics is just a bunch of bullshit that I'll never understand and never step into. I suggest you do the same.

Chowz for now and thanks fer reading :)

Nothing much to blog about D:

2009-07-29T04:21:00.000-07:00

Well sincerely since trials is just not so far away...In fact, I can even see it walking towards us like a stickman on steroids holding a chainsaw ala-GoW 2. Anyway, forget that. I'm here to blog, not for the last time, but I hope I get somethin good to blog about.

Sincerely that I need H-A-L-P, cuz I feel so greedy for all the things I want...

Electric guitar
A laptop, dual-core and more than 2gb ram
A small cam so I can take pics with
Internetz EVERYWHERE

So yea, that just wraps it up. Well the reason for the cam is not cuz I like camwhoring...even if I did tried it...but because pretee pictars always get to impress ppl. Even pictures of camwhores alone is enough to garner attention.

And heck, last but not least; a tribute for all you malaysian gamers out there, let me introduce....Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw!! His show-name is Zero Punctuation for the sole reason that as if he never stops while talking in the videos. He is a video game critic. Literally. Heres a sample vid, enjoy the laughing.

The resolution for this video sucks, I suggest you head to their site for MORE awesome vids and Ben himself :D

Thx for reading everyone~

Prom Prom Pom Pom

2009-07-07T23:27:00.000-07:00

Well not so recently, I went to cheer 2009...nothing really much to blog about except some funny moments lol. Dyanamitez did a nice job but sadly they got 5th. For reasons I dont know cuz I left after Dynamitez finished their routine. So yea :\

Next up, freaking prom. Well I dont really have anyone in mind to bring to prom. For now, lol. Well, it was sorta funny when Calvin wanted to ask Pn. Goh to go with him xD Whole class went out to watch but disappointingly Pn. Goh rejected D: Cuz she thinks it was a joke. Its not la =.=

Anyway, thats about IT for now, I'll be back later....D:

I Glow in The Dark?

2009-06-10T06:26:00.000-07:00

Today I basically had a trip to OU to meet a gal I coincidently met by sms. Strange it may sound but lol, it did happen :/

So next up, we watched terminator, then bla and bla(walk around aimlessly). After that, went to mph to bla and bla again then its bowling time....sadly I didnt have the mood to bowl so I watch the other gals play lol. Cudnt stand laughing at the ganas way they lempar the ball xD

To top that whole trip up, it was fun and I met...5 gals and 2 guys(I'll explain later). Thanks for the gifts~ Tq to my pet sis ^^ altho its nth much rly but i appreciate it :) Ah right, the 2 guys...I was finding a taxi all over but due to the overpriced crap I went out of options and so I shared my ride with 2 other guys who had 6 bucks. I paid the rest, those 2 darn funny tho lol. One of em had a "name card" and the other is a chinese yoyo player. Sorry la form 2 gals(not saying who), didnt take pics of the yoyo guy, IMO hes quite hot xD

Didnt take pics for ppl....but I got other pics you might find nice to watch ^^

Lol its a pillow but it vibrates xD

Cock brand. Cock and fire?

Makes you lol everytime you eat it :)

Dead Blog is Back in Action!

2009-06-01T21:30:00.000-07:00

Well, it's the school hols alright. But I'm dead as bored at home =.= JJ's gone to Phuket, Jessie's off to Redang ~_~ And my leg's screwed. But I'm still feeling ok. Just that it feels mundane at home. I wonder how everyone else is doing eh...

Anyway, I got my music player fixed...but it only works when people scroll down to them(as usual). So if you wanna listen to some songs, be sure to scroll down abit ^^ But that aside, I can't find much to blog about. I wonder whether there's any good material...besides all the shemales in Phuket which JJ can find...zzz

Well, I hope to find something memorable that piques my interest to blog. Till then, tata~ and thanks for reading ^^ Cheers~

New blog music player needed!!

2009-05-22T19:56:00.000-07:00

As mentioned, my blog's music player has been down for quite some time. Been bothering me lately. If any of you have any idea for a good music player, lay it down in the SPAMZ chatboard or you can just tell me directly :3

Preferably...
1.Customizable playlist
2.Shuffle and loop supported.

Well, thats all ^^ Currently my exams is reaching "peleraian" lol so I'm quite chilling now. Just that I might fail my sejarah xD Thanks for spending time to read this and any helpful suggestion on the music player issue is greatly appreciated :3

Dead blog, for now of course.

2009-05-12T07:43:00.000-07:00

Well the exams for the mornin session will start tomorrow so this blog will remain dead till further notice. Good luck to all the mornin session peeps of SMDKJ for their mid terms~ Bb for now!

Exam is killing me and me blogz0r

2009-05-01T04:50:00.000-07:00

Well I didn't had the mood nor material to properly write something worthy of blogging you see. Not to mention exams are closing in. Its still bout a week or so and it'll be mid terms~ Owh boy...My add maths aint that good either lol. But this dead blog o mine does need an update from time to time.

Lets see...while this blog was dead...I....
1. Joined parkour(free running). Just google it up if you go wtf about it.
2.Got better in add maths??
3.Essays improved??
4.Doing an insane crap load of graphs.
5.Folded 100+ stars.
6. Camwhored for 5 mins cuz of a friends request.
7.MUGEN!!
8.Devoted to let go of gaming, at least the time I play is reduced.
9.wtf am I writing?
10.Epic sarcastic BM essay was written.

Thats about it folks. If you were wondering what I looked like under the fugly guise of a photo....

And finally, a pic of my baby sis doin...a pose?

Whatever she was doin, I'll have to leave for now....was doin add maths revision while posting this T.T Alright, thanks for reading and visiting~!!

Our Park???

2009-04-13T08:12:00.000-07:00

Took up the offer to join the parkour chais gang xD since I have absolutely nothin to do during recess :D Although....there's barely any place in Malaysia to practice it but heck whatever, Tai Foo's proved that with a corridor and a cheap plastic table, anythings possible xD

And btw, I got lazy to ask Itianne for my pix =.= since she always appears offline D: Well, I gotta sleep soon...tata mates xD

P.S. A friend sorta told me to update. Said my blog's dead D:

Earth Hour...?

2009-03-27T20:48:00.000-07:00

Yep. What you thought alright. But tonight I'm heading out for a party...hmm...Either way, since Itianne ALWAYS appears offline, I couldn't get my pictures =.= ANYWAY, later I'll be heading out to a padang.

And yea plz, lights out later at 8.30, tq xD

CF camp, SUMMARY OF COZ :D

2009-03-19T21:55:00.000-07:00

Lol, never thought an athiest would step into a camp that contradicts his ideals? Sure, I'm one of it. Though I never gave my life to the Lord, but obviously, at least there's some respect to Him.

Anyway, I'll arrange my paragraphs by days. Easier fer ya xD Day one then. 1st day I got here, there was nearly no1 I knew besides some form 5 people and a lil bit of form 4. To be honest, I didn't even knew that my next door neighbour was at this camp. *cough* Yea I know, I never talked to him in 6 years ye know. So took some time n all to get used to this n such, though we lost ze ball game D: And lol, my whole dorm couldn't sleep one, all of chat till 2.30 in the morning then tidur xD

Day two. I woke up with nail polish on my toe...=.= It's still here *cough* Conviniently theres a hole on my socks that shows the toe. But lets not talk bout todays game. It's seriously...gross =.= Althought I ranted alot throughout, but I completed quite a few of the grotesque milestones zzz. At the end of the day, we came back like some tired buggers. So I slept at 12 + Pretty early =.=

Day three. Dress up day? It's the last night. So here's the thing, all of us have to find a date for tonight and dress up like some superhero/villian while we're at it. It wasn't romantic or what, but it's pretty funny. My date was Itianne o_o but I'm sorta fearing I didnt treat her well enuf =.= Ah for those of you out there, Itianne's just a good friend ok, no bent thoughts there. I have another girl I'm waiting, for-ever.

Last day of CF camp lo, I dont really have much to say, just that I saw alot of tear jerkers along the road, a cute drunk lil girl xD And a few retards kissing everyone with lipstick on. Also dont forget Jun Wei wearing the singlet which he nearly tore...swt =.=

I'll get my pictars up soon, not now. Im pretty lazy ftm. So anyway, chowz n thanks for readin~ I still have to get my pictars from some other people too D:

Prop boi and his crew!!

2009-02-18T05:29:00.000-08:00

Alright, so todays drama and all...And at the start I got everything I was assigned to prepared, up and ready so ugh...lets see..."company car", "TV", popcorn and bla bla bla a few more props~ We fast forward to a few memorable scenes and our drama la, much better hor xD

Lol CKS, fella walking with the HUUUUGE newspaper boobs is like....WHAT?! LOL!! You try imagine yourself la -.- After balau's class it was our turn, so things heated up abit for us. Prop crew is pretty important you know D: Basically there were a few additions and last minute changes which got us pretty much in abit of a mess since the backstage is SOOOOOOOOO EFFING CRAMPED!!! BARELY ENOUGH SPACE TO FIT KEEFE AND CHERYL HERE U NOE ~_~ But yea, with some last minute changes and coordinates, we managed pull it off just fine ^^ Although I sorta suck when it comes to coordinating =.=

Since I was at the back I cudnt really peek out...too cramped =.= but I did peek on one scene with the PRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATA xD I went laughing so hard cuz Chee Ming kicked the table too far off and it fell off the stage, landing in front of em judges and they were all doing the OMG face xD

Other classes arr? Quite nice xD Esp Jati, they deserve the award :D And Haikal shuda got best multi-role actor rofl. Perhaps best crossdresser to CKS or Cwen Wei? xD I only have Cwen Wei's pic LOL

GAYNESS!!

Wai Ming also damn funny, that time he pretend kena rasuk or something he shake his head too hard and his wig fell off!! THEN HE USED THE LONG SLEEVE TO COVER HIS HEAD AND FASTER RUN BACKSTAGE LOL!!

Here a few nice camwhore/funny pics for your delightment.

A lil group pic

*looks at Kahyee's tongue*

All blow kiss to me arr!! WRONG ANGLE THO!!

Lol dunno y la, Jun Yi look like Buddha

Special thanks to:
1. My ENTIRE PROPS CREW

Jun Yi
Mei Teng
Li Sze
Yan Bob
Wai Hong
Jun Hoong
Fuad
Firdaus

2. Our director, main actor, best actor - CALVIN

3. Narrator - Jordan, for halping me all the time ^^

4.ALL OTHER CREWS AND CAST WHO SWEATED AND EFFING WORKED TO MAKE THIS DRAMA A BLAST!! Sorry Im racing agaisnt time so I hadnt enough time to write out all the names ya know >_>

And finally, those who read thru, even abit or at least watched thru the picz. Thanks ^^

The start of a niu ya...

2009-01-30T09:25:00.000-08:00

Well this isnt exactly the start of a new year, but at least a niu ya xD So folks, hows CNY for you all this year? Lots of red packets? Lots of gambling?? Lots of...$$$? <>_<> Either way, lets skip that. I didnt gamble or had HECK ALOT of red packets but still it was a fun CNY I guess, wud be the best one I've ever had so far xD FYI, I had RM 350 for ang paoz. Nth much but its still money :3

1st day~
It was chu er, the 2nd day of CNY. Well, you might be thinkin I'd be missing out on the fun and atmosphere of the 1st day, but naw...at least we're all still....CNY-ish. Got a few red packets and spent the day at my grandmother's house doing homework D: Well, it helps since I either die of boredom or do some work ;D

2nd day~
Wednesday...At 1st we were goin out to meet one of my parents frens for lunch. In the restaurant, I saw this kid who was working as a waiter and went OMFG!! CKS?! But the prob was...hes...A KID, shorter than me summore...hmmm....But o well, since he looked like CKS I asked my sis to snap a pic with me and him xD I didnt ask him what was his name but o well, pic here for you and enjoy dropping your jaw on this kids face :D

P.S. I know I did look a lil retarded...Not photogenic -.-

Then we went to my parents frens hse...well, it was nice xD Pn shalawati called us not to use this word but o well rofl then I went on to a friend's house. I knew her from maple, a corner of the internet rofl, about 2 years ago xD But this was the 1st time I've ever got to meet her in person xD Shes...in my opinion...cute :3 from both personality and looks xD Well...the most important thing about this is...I just somehow...fell in love with her...Seriously, no joke...But I dont know whats my relationship with jessie now...Although, I'd bet its better for both me and Jessie to go on as best friends huh ; )

She was the only one besides Jessie who can give me that...sorta nerve-wrecking feeling whenever I'm alone with her...Especially when I was in her bedroom and we were alone for abit...Urk...nasty thoughts -.- But either way...In the end, while we were at the living room and her mom went off to the kitchen, my parents were here to fetch me already...sad...but luckily I gave her a light kiss to the cheeks before I left :3 At least she knows how I feels but I owe her a proper confession cuz I did mine thru the phone zzz And bla bla bla...lots of stuff happened next...

theres 2 more days which im lazy to write about and therefore, to end this...I'd promise that girl I met at Menglembu that I'll give her a proper confession the next time we meet. For those who want her pic...please respect my privacy and hers a lil -.- Tho you all wont know her and vice versa...

FINALLY, sincere thank you to all the people who even bothered to read this long story of mine... :3 I honestly appreciate it that you can come here and spend some time reading this long wall of text~For now...bb...

P.S. This post was delayed quite a long time, sorry for the late update cuz i has no picz back then D: All in my moms cam

Work work, peon style

2009-01-21T06:40:00.000-08:00

Lately the teachers have shoved a whole lot of work up our schedules...wonder is it whether due to the one week hols which are upcoming...But heck, its gonna be so boring I'm gonna pack some books and read em there.

Someone doing revision on CNY you ask? No shit, but I rather carve a picture on my back using a knife if I could. Jeez, its gonna be so bored I just know it but its gonna be a lil interesting to meet up with em kids and ask them about how they get addicted to the coms rofl. Mine isn't really counted addiction yet folks, dont get the wrong idea.

At any rate, I just done some work so dont think Im out of the frying pan yet. There's still the fire to jump into. Lets just hope we get some "seasonings" soon enough yea?? Thanks for reading on this short post I made as an update~Tata~

Chaos Faction aka 5 Batai's little people game

2009-01-16T21:33:00.000-08:00

Well, had a saturday replacement today...not really much to do but it was kinda fun. At least the teachers and students were present :D We had basketball(chee ming own us all of a sudden -.-) and some other random stuffs. Played in the com lab the most. Sad to know that we'll have to move down next week D: Mosquitos....

ANYWAY, the main topic is that everyone wants to DOWNLOAD THIS LITTLE PEOPLE GAME WE PLAYED AT THE COMP LAB. HERES THE LINK~

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LOGIC. L O G I C YOU DUMBASS

2009-01-16T06:01:00.000-08:00

Damn it, my mom is urging me to go to school tomorrow and heck no I wont go. Its saturday, so I doubt there will be much people going, including the teachers. Most prolly I'll just sleep in class or take out my phone and send a couple messages everywhere...

Common sense says that theres nothing much there tomolo and tomorrow theres no science based subjects, the important one is just a puny session of add maths for 30 minutes. Meh. And there's PJK tomorrow. Pn Lim(PJK version) looks pretty fidel towards her duties, so I doubt she'll skip it. But hell I have karate later and obviously I dont wanna get drained from PJK, which I'll spend playing basketball most probaly.

There's no major events at school too. Which makes it much less attractive for a saturday school. Point is, GOD DAMN IT. I DONT WANNA GO TO SCHOOL ON SATURDAY ESP WHEN THERES NO SC BASED SUBJECT. Ok, thx for all who have been reading this lil rant o mine~kthxbaibai~~

Windows Live Messenger 9 BETA

2009-01-15T21:39:00.000-08:00

Im sure some of you already know this, but for those who dont...theres a new version of MSN out there. Its just a beta version if I aint wrong. But worth to dl. Stable for me so far :D And some pretty cool features too. I like the design...sleek~

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Lol ok anyway, have fun using that messenger when it arrives to your comp. Tata~

MSN plus for WLM 9 anyone? :D

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Best karangan EVA

2009-01-13T05:55:00.000-08:00

Well well, boredom has its toll on my patience. So I decided to rip out some BM essay LKL posted on a skype chat with me and a few friends some time ago while I was working(I think). Regardless of the source, the humour is...endless you might say.

Karangan Terbaik UPSR 2007
Karangan budak darjah 4
Pagi itu pagi minggu. Cuaca cukup sejuk sehingga mencapai takat suhu beku. Sebab itu saya tidak mandi pagi sebab air kolah jadi air batu dan air paip tidak mahu keluar sebab beku di dalam batang paip. Pagi itu saya bersarapan dengan keluarga di dalam unggun api kerana tidak tahan sejuk. Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya menemaninya ke pasar. Tetapi saya tidak mahu.

Selepas emak menikam perut saya berkali-kali dengan garfu barulah saya bersetuju untuk mengikutnya. Kami berjalan sejauh 120 kilometer kerana pasar itu letaknya 128 kilometer dari rumah. Lagi 8 kilometer nak sampai pasar saya ternampak sebuah lori kontena meluru dengan laju dari arah belakang.

Dia melanggar emak saya. Emak saya tercampak ke dalam gaung. Dia menjerit “Adoi!”. Lepas itu emak saya naik semula dan mengejar lori tersebut. Saya pun turut berlari di belakang emak saya kerana takut emak saya melanggar lori itu pula. Pemandu lori itu nampak kami mengejarnya. Dia pun memecut lebih laju iaitu sama dengan kelajuan cahaya. Kami pula terpaksa mengejar dengan lebih laju iaitu sama dengan dua kali ganda kelajuan cahaya. Emak saya dapat menerajang tayar depan lori itu. Lori itu terbabas dan melanggar pembahagi jalan lalu bertembung dengan sebuah feri. Feri itu terbelah dua.

Penumpang feri itu yang seramai 100 orang semuanya mati. Pemandu feri itu sangat marah. Dia pun bertukar menjadi Ultraman dan memfire pemandu lori. Pemandu lori menekan butang khas di dalam lori dia..lori itu bertukar menjadi robot Transformer. Mereka bergaduh di udara. Emak saya tidak puas hati. Dia pun terus menyewa sebuah helikopter di Genting
Highlands dan terus ke tempat kemalangan. Dia melanggar pemandu feri yang telah bertukar menjadi Ultraman itu.

Pemandu feri itu terkejut dan terus bertukar menjadi pemandu feri semula lalu terhempas ke jalanraya. Pemandu feri itu pecah. Pemandu lori sangat takut melihat kejadian itu. Dia meminta maaf dari emak saya. Dia menghulurkan tangan ingin bersalam. Tetapi emak saya masih marah. Dia menyendengkan helikopternya dan mengerat tangan pemandu lori itu dengan kipas helikopter. Pemandu lori itu menjerit “Adoi..!” dan jatuh ke bumi. Emak say menghantar helikopter itu ke Genting Highlands. Bila dia balik ke tempat kejadian, dia terus memukul pemandu lori itu dengan beg tangannya sambil memarahi pemandu lori itu di dalam bahasa Inggeris.

Pemandu lori itu tidak dapat menjawab sebab emak saya cakap orang putih. Lalu pemandu lori itu mati. Tidak lama kemudian kereta polis pun sampai. Dia membuat lapuran ke ibu pejabatnya tentang kemalangan ngeri itu. Semua anggota polis di pejabat polis itu terperanjat lalu mati. Orang ramai mengerumuni tempat kejadian kerana ingin mengetahui apa yang telah terjadi. Polis yang bertugas cuba menyuraikan orang ramai lalu dia menjerit menggunakan pembesar suara. Orang ramai terperanjat dan semuanya mati.

Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya ke pasar untuk mengelak lebih ramai lagi yang akan mati. Di pasar, emak saya menceritakan kejadian itu kepada penjual daging. Penjual daging dan peniaga-peniaga berhampiran yang mendengar cerita itu semuanya terkejut dan mati. Saya dan emak saya terus berlari balik ke rumah. Kerana terlalu penat sebaik saja sampai di rumah kami pun mati. Itulah kemalangan yang paling ngeri yang pernah saya lihat sebelum saya mati.

Flood the cbox with lols if you want. Tq for reading :D

Starcraft TWO VS Dawn Of War TWO

2009-01-10T04:43:00.000-08:00

Alright alright, basically we KNOW about the upcoming Starcraft 2, and maybe some of you vigilant gamers here, Dawn Of War 2. Their having the same genre, RTS(Real Time Strategy). Their having the same background theme, outer space. Their also having VERY similar races, Space Marines = Terrans, Tyranids = Zergs, Eldar = Protoss. But which one, of these 2 epic shiv games is truly worth your money?? In this case, your time for gaming too. As some of the people reading this might be having their major exams this year. SPM or PMR doesnt matter doesnt it ._.

As you might've guessed. Im here to tell the facts about both games. Obviously, I hate Starcraft 2. I'll list down why. I wouldnt wanna give spoilers about both games gameplay, so I'll leave you to watch the vid but face general facts.

Starcraft 2
Features....
1.Awesome storyline and plot.
2.New units as usual...But they look sorta cool, nonetheless.
3.Its NOT a single game. Its a TRILOGY. That means your gonna be buying 3 games seperately. You think its good isnt it? :D
4.Sucky graphics for a game that has been delayed a year.
5.Multiplayer-based gameplay. They continued everything in brood war. Boring. Even DOW 2 multiplayer looks better. Even if its balance-wise.

Dawn Of War 2
Features....
1.Awesome physics quality. Attacking from behind the enemy makes them take more damage. Height is an upper hand as people tend to miss when shooting higher units on higher terrain. Units can get knocked back :D

2.NO expansions. Altho there IS a possibility but it ALWAYS gets better and it costs lesser too :D

3.Crazy graphics!! Zoom in and check the unit details. The terrain is awesome too :D Not to mention the special effects like lasers and bullets. Even the explosions seem more lifelike and vivid!! The new race, the tyranids are lookin sexy as well. VERY SEXY. They also have quite some blood splats too :D

4.Awesome animations. Killing animations, alternate attacks, bombs, lasers, skills, everything of it is superior compared to SC2.

5.Smart assed AI. Yea, they know how to run when outnumbered, take cover when needed and even turn around if your shootin them from behind(cuz it does more damage).

6.Superior flexibility and tactics. You can order units to take cover, you can also garrison them into buildings and use nearly any wall-like structure or crater(as long as its quite big) on the terrain as cover. Speaking of it, you can also upgrade individual squads with pimped weapons such as guns that do well agaisnt vehicles or infantry. Multi purpose guns exists too :D And you also have the option to make your units engage in mellee or ranged combat*it might make a difference depending on the unit*

7.Destructible EVERYTHING. In Company Of Heroes, Relic made a destructible terrain, not 100% tho. In Dawn Of War 2, it just became ONE HUNDRED PERCENT DESTRUCTIBLE. To your tactics, you can destroy garrisoned buildings and kill everything inside, then use it as cover or you can blow up a bridge making everything on it plummet to hell and cut off an enemy route to your base.

8.Wargear. In single-player modes, your commander and squads get wargear which they can equip and use it in the next mission. Its obttainable via random drops from enemies or mission targets. This really increases the tactics avaible to your squad.

9.Non-building single player campaign. Well heck, I thought it was RTS? Yes it still is :D You control a number of 6 squads in the campaign. Each having their individual combat specialties and perhaps even unique voice acting. You only have limited reinforcement options and tactics will still be required to complete missions smoothly.

As you can see, I pointed out quite some points to rant over SC2. Esp since we're malaysian, budget is a must to consider about buying games. Of course we wouldnt wanna spend much in buying a SINGLE GAME that comes in THREE expansions. According to articles by Starcraft enthusiasts, they mentioned that Starcraft 2 is going to be multiplayer based gameplay. A small screen that makes attention and focus a resource to a pro gamer. Say a battle between your marines and hydralisks and a battle between vehicles taking place in another corner of the map. DOW 2's screen is considered pretty small due to the epic size of the map. And theres WAAAY more tactics and micro needed for this game. Unlike the ROCK-PAPER-SCISSORS style of SC and SC2.

I mean, nearly everyone is buying SC2 even if they know its fucking expensive due to the storyline. But whats storyline gotta do when compared to pure gameplay quality like DOW 2? In tradition, they never had a solid, co-related storyline anyway, but each race has their own history to tell. For those who'll most likely get into single player modes and not online multiplayer, which i ever doubt you will with pirated dvds...I strongly recommend DOW 2. And heres some pictures for your comparison.

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When compared to DOW 2....

2 gameplay vids for comparison too. Both found on youtube :D

A new section for multiplay comparison, I'll like to make it as simple as possible.
Starcraft 2
You get the base building and resource gathering just like from SC1. Only that there will be a few add ons.

Rocks which can be destroyed to unlock paths to new basses.

High yield minerals which of course, gives you more minerals. Not sure bout gas tho.

Xel'naga towers which increases your line of sight drastically when your units are close to it.

Everything else is more or less the same with new units.

Dawn Of War 2
Unlike the previous DOW which involves both base building and point capture, this one is abit...different.

You get to choose a commander unit before the game starts. Each having their own unique set of skills, roles and possible upgrades.

You also have global skills this time. Similar to Company Of Heroes, but each race having their own pre-requisites for the skills expenditures. An example will be the Orkz global skills. They require WAAAGH!!. It is gained via fighting, killing enemies and when your own units die.

You command 6 squads in total, but you can train more units or make vehicles to add to the rampage.

There will be 2 currencies in the game. Power reserves and requisition. Power unlocks tech trees while requisition if for buildings, units, vehicles and most other upgrades.

There will only be one MAIN base building which will do pretty much most of the unit training and such.

SUMMARY
Stracraft 2 - Oldschool base building and scouting to counter their tactics. Its usually the...IF YOU KNOW WHAT IM BUILDING, IM FUCKED. Theres not much combination and theres usually minimal micro-management.

Dawn Of War 2 - Straight into the action!! Capture points ASAP and pwn those assholes. Its heck alot of micro-management and tactics needed for this game. Theres so many possible skills, upgrades and combos which makes the game so intense and often unpredictable. Base building is not an essential here, but the micro-management is.

Last day, last year, last...what else??

2009-01-04T04:36:00.001-08:00

Hey guys, and gals. I didnt really had the mood to blog or even during new years, for a few reasons. But today might be the last day you might see me here. Dont worry, Im not about to die; I'm just about to go back to school life. For the final year of being in secondary school. Mind my plain tune of words, its just that Im kinda sad over something.

This year might be my last to ever, spend any time in reality with Jessie anymore...She'll be leaving back to New Zealand for college. Might be over there for life too...sigh. I hope what I said is false. I hope she'll be back. I understand everyone needs their own space though. So all I can do is wish she'll be happy there, not to the extent she'll be living there though D:

Today's the last day any of us can touch our comps!! Ok, maybe not last for some people. But it might be for me. Shit happens, you know that D: Downloaded all you needed? Watched all the torrented movies yet? Lol hell I havent. What a waste I guess but dont worry, I'll definitely be back on the comp some time D:

I still havent passed some others their xmas prezzy T.T Crap. Dont worry, late is always better than nothing. And I'll definitely get them to you guys, and gals ;D It'll take a full 11 months for us to meet each other, lets all not forget the time we spent together lolz. It was kinda fun and funny too. And I'll keep on wondering, what day will be the day that my life will change.

Sorry for the boring post D: Theres nothing really much to talk about lately, cuz schools coming and its boring. I'll definitely continue blogging tho it'll be a lil lesser these days since SPM is impending doom for me :D Now time for some pictures!!

Left to right : Yen Peng, Jia Jin, Me(had to wear a cap cuz my hair's still lame due to the new shampoo -.-)

Credits to our photographer: Sheryl

Didnt knew when she took this pic but o well -.-

Sob, we wanted to do the cam whore sorta pose for our group pic but Sheryl was running outa time D:

And last but not least...a motivational poster I made out of boredom.

Soap Opera, literally

2008-12-24T10:47:00.000-08:00

Guys, and gals, 1st thing I wanna mention is....MERRY XMAS!! I know its a lil late but...heck, I had so much fun at Curve just now xD Me and 2 friends(which I knew from primary) went to a "countdown" at cineleisure, curve there.

Basically everyone was spraying soap like nuts!! Its the you spray me I spray you type xD But I managed to get away with most of em lolz Cuz I ninja-sprayed them xD Well, I met ALOT of hot chicks there lol But dont worry, currently Im loyal to Jessie and her alone. Perhaps to the rest of my life. Who knows?

Heres a few scenes that I liked during the countdown...No 1. Well, I saw an empty space in between people and I slided over and sprayed ppl in that instant xD I did it twice. Three in fact, but the 3rd time I slipped and tripped in the process. Well, If you were playing L4D, just imagine hyperactive happy zombies holding soap spray and they will spray you as long as ur outside of cineleisure xD Some apparently got sprayed inside too lolz

At least I got to know a nice girl, her name was Jessly, apparently from Perak. But hey, no fancy ideas, she was selling soap spray with one of my acquaintances so dont get it wrong. I had a chance to court others too but I didnt like the idea lolz After all that spraying ended...Imagine WW 2, using soap spray and no one died, everyone was bathed in soap, and I can smell soap from my mouth(people just love to aim for the mouth zzz), suffocating from the soap smell that was lingering all over....We also listened to a band performing in a pub, and then while we were at an escalator which was shut down, some foreigners wished us merry xmas and they took some pics with us xD It was kinda nice of them, I felt...almost home, but faitgued from all the vigorous spraying of course.

Momments passed, we waited for jian kai's brother...Finally he came and ended the story here, I was glad I was able to return home, with nothin more than a minor cut and bruise xD

Well, to a few people that I sincerely wanna wish them merry xmas...
1. Jessie - Wanted to sms, but your phones dead...Whatever the ocassion, I still love you; lots and lots!!
2. Siu Sie - My pet older sister, sorry that I didnt reply to that sms you sent...It was SO crowded and messy that I cant even hear my phone ring, let alone reply...but still, I miss you and Im thankful for the company you gave me all this while ^^
3. Sasa - WOAH! Back from Indon!! I didnt know also...I wanted to give a call, but its too late already...sob

Thats about all I wanted to say...All I wanted to tell...And all the people reading this, MERRY XMAS!! O btw, I want an encyclopedia on weapons for my xmas prez~rm 169.9 tho xD

Powered by friends, fueled by coffee

2008-12-18T07:11:00.000-08:00

Lol today was quite funny. JX was damn tired in the first place so he had to get some coffee as backup. After he came back from 7-11 with coffee...He went all hyperactive and insane -.- And we did damn alot of lame but fun stuff together tho, lolz like standing infront of borders dressed like a gangsta and looking at people. Its funny when people look back at you with the huh?! type of look xD

And JJ's no sales combo streak was broken lmao, 5 days no sales!! Finaly, Jord came out and helped him on salez xD Thanks to jord for helping me n JJ lmao!! Well...heck a loada shit happened today, but Im lazy to blog it all out, heres some pictures for reference -.-

Pissed-looking JX

TALK TO MAH HAND!!

MAH HAND BITCH!!

Omg, look at teh sky!!

O btw, Jord bought a nice xmas hat lmao xD

Tuition class?? -.-

2008-12-12T07:22:00.000-08:00

Well, things still got haywired between me n Sheryl...Till the middle of the day...At least JJ helped me fixed it up >.< Tho I sorta felt embarrassed...But hey, thanks JJ ^^ At least things begin anew now, I guess and some things will never change...

Well I wanna make stuff quick so...A couple more sentences...Works good today~Good sales~ And a screwed relationship got patched up too ^^ I've learnt some...pretty important stuff if you asked me >_> And Im really...really...appreciative about those...Tho..I didnt show it...Sorry for my bad temper these days...Its just..Im changing I guess...My feelings towards the wrong person still cant change at all...No matter how I want it...Never.

Been 3 years tried forgetting...Yet forgetting it makes me more...dperessed, and I keep on rmembering it. Well, I guess I'm soulbound alright. O btw JJ, her voice always sounds like that you know >_> But o well, I'll be with you on Sunday, dont worry...-.- Well, she does prefer solitude, so I guess its fine to leave her be >_>

Anyway, its getting REALLY late, so I might as well start camping to bed. Chowz matez, thanks for reading this ^^ And JJ, tuition class pl0x D:

Crystal clear....not

2008-12-11T07:32:00.000-08:00

Well, I tried to blog yesterday, but it was an epic phail cuz my parents took off the modem...Sigh -.- So today Im gonna update quite a few stuff. At work, Im pretty depressed over stuff sometimes that it gets on my nerves. Yeah, Im the hot tempered but chill fast type of people these days. Cant help it lolz and when I got depressed I named a 2 teddies xD
That cute lil polar bear there is named Snow Chai by me roflmao and his bro which is waaay bigger is named Dai Snaow Chai(literally meaning big snow kid). Well, sorreh, I was just too depressed at that momment -.- Im ok now tho.

Well, there are some other pics that were taken out of boredom to ease the soul and mind...

Well I wanted to make motivational posters out of them but I guess it wuda been instulting abit...Feel free to use them for any motivational poster use ^^ Todays work is kinda chilling too, I met quite a few fun strangers and had a nice time talking to them lulz. Well, but sales is pretty low today >_>

Well...on top all of that, I need to ask an apology from Sheryl. Forgive me for being so...thick-headed you might say >.< Sorry, I dont understand people's feelings much. But dont take it personally yea...I didnt mean to, and dont think too much yea -.-

Well, thats it for now...Thanks for reading people ;D And good luck to Sheryl on her upcoming taekwondo exams ^^

Child at heart?? Or personality splits??

2008-12-09T07:40:00.000-08:00

>.<>.< I do everything out of impulse...Dont ignore me plz T.T I always feel sorta left out these days I dont know why......Prolly its because of the ignoring I get sumtimes...

My childish personlaity is acting up again...and Sheryl's mood fluctuates so often that sometimes its scary to me >.<>.<

Jessie...miss you...so much...Well obviously Im not dying from this but still, it's been awhile seen I've visited you...My feelings for you are still attached, and I cant get over it even after 4 years....Ah, I guess thats my life -.- Well, I just hope Bee, Vic and dragon(iguana) are doin ok ^^

Im gonna find some purple xmas treez and gifz it to mah fwens~Its rly cool n sexy lul, I rly want it >.< Well, my kid personality is acting up and now so is my sadistic one(not much but still...) I'd better get to sleep soon...I'll post some pics some other time. Till then, thanks to the people reading this, and see you guys at Curve~

No bizness arr...

2008-12-08T08:09:00.001-08:00

JJ came over to my stall cuz he had no bizness, and collaborated with me to produce a fwe pictures....LOL

Verdict, BUY MAH FORKING HONEH!! Anyway, heres 2 pics I made out of boredom LUL

Lolz!! Well, thats all for today, some visual entertainment ^^ Anyway, I gotta sleep soon, so chowz guys n gals~And thanks for reading~or watching -.-

Lol, xmas cardz

2008-12-06T07:56:00.000-08:00

Well today Im still in a rush >.<>.< So rushy~

I bought quite a few and gave to my sis and I had like, some fat santa and spiraly thing on my table nao, kinda fun lol xD And also...TQ SHERYL'S MOM and SHERYL herself also ^^ For tha kenny rogers dinner and ride back home~Really appreciate it ^^ Tho I sorta rushed while eating >.<

Well, I'll need to work tomorrow too and sort out things with my...supervisor. Shes not scary but I got the...dumbfounded expersion while looking at her lol. She seems like the damn free type of person >_> And I made a new fren today xD Names Hannah lul. Kinda fun la tho at first my prejudice sorta held me back from socialising. But in the end, everyone became good frens with her xD

O well, gotta work tomorrow. Thanks guyz and galz, drop by for some honey ^^ Got promotion now for Royal Jelly honey and a few others. But the most worth is the Royal Jelly honey, dam cheap if u ask me. 55 bucks and also gif u a bear and basket :D JJ's teddy stall also got 10% discount on all the teddies ^^ Bai Bai people~

BAI BAI FUCKING TKD, HELLO HONEY!!

2008-12-04T06:26:00.000-08:00

Well it started off like this, JJ wanted me to help me set-up his stall today cuz hes working at Curve as a teddy bear seller lmao but prob is his stall need SPACE. Alot of it....Apparently he shoved a load of junk into his stall. So he needs me to help him sort it out. Owh well I'd pretty much agree to help cuz I can find a job at Curve too.

Me n JJ with a new fren, Dexter went on bus together. Dexter went to his tent(stainless steel jewelry), and me n jj went to his stall(teddy bearz). I went like...HOLY SHIT when I saw the inside...Its like the type of cabinet which you literally shoved a mountain of clothes lmao!! *bla bla bla* *helps him with store*

Done with the store, I go job hunting around the ground floor of curve~My journey begins at JJ's teddy stall and I walk off to...a clothes store D: girls clothes, I see got vacancy...but then...You know lo -.- I go in sure kana halau. Making my journey short, I went to a baby clothes store to ask for the vacancy then they said girls only...SELF-PWNT*facepalm* then I went to coffeebean, I ask same thing. They say u can work till when? I reply, near xmas. They gimme dis reply..sorry -.- *facepalm* Then I go to Secret Recipe, I ask cashier, got vancancy right? He say got, then I ask got waiter vacancy? He mumble shit -.- so I exit the place. Mahem, when I exit then got this malay guy ask me, YOUR MR LEONG? -.- I reply no, then I ask got vacancy?? He say, that I have no idea...kana pwnt -.-

Thats when luck replied. JJ said there was a booth next to him maybe hiring people. So I got back there and asked for the job. AND GUESS WHAT I GOT? A HONEY PROMOTER ROFLMAO!! But yea, its a good job for the pay. 80 bucks flat, but need wear formal sikit >_> JJ is a teddy seller, and Naz is a retail assistant at...forgot which clothes shop o_O

Credits to a few people....
JJ for the sudden job. Tq srsly xD
Cheryl, a new friend, a cute one xD but she sorta likes to bully me -.- abit la
Dexter and..Bing Kai was it?? Im not sure about your name >.< Sorry if its wrong. Tq both of you for attempting to style my hair, tho it was impossible xD dont worry, I cut my hair already xD
Siu Sie nee-chan~Tq for the luck you gave me ^^

WELL, TQ FOR READING THIS!! I DONT NEED TO GO TO TKD ANYMOAR!! W00T!! AND I HAZ PAY FER JOB!! RMB PEOPLE!! BUY HONEY FROM ME AND TEDDIES FROM JJ!! MY BOOTH IS JUST TO THE LEFT OF JJ'S TEDDY STALL!! HIS STALL IS OPOSITE OF CURVE BORDERS BOOKSHOP(GORUND FLOOR) Sorry for the caps, Im just too happy I dont need to attend TKD anymoar...hate that shit -.- Well, time to sleep now and work tomorrow ^^

WTF Taekwondo??

2008-12-02T19:51:00.000-08:00

Tittle said What The Fuck not shit like World Taekwondo Federation whatsoever. Anyway my point is today, that my parents are ranting over me being a lazy ass not learning back taekwondo. So what, what if I'm already a pome belt. Black and red, nice colors and yet I've regretted that I'd fuckin wasted my time learning this shitty style. Tkd is all about kicking, nothing much out of it...basic kicking if you asked me. Besides, pretty much every other style out there teaches how to kick. And in a real life situation, when tkd is not a sport, but supposed to be you ass saver, I'd doubt you can even do any shit on people with knives.

I mean, srsly...They never fuckin teached me anything about grappling or disarming techniques...what bullshit. Now my dad cant sleep when he's outstation and my mom thinks im a psychopath, owh please. Get a life. Stop giving me bullshit about tkd being good and all, I've done some research, and tkd is apparently one of the most PHAIL martial arts ever. The only moves worth learning was the back kick and side kicks. Cuz they generate a shit load of force and yet their risky to execute, especially if you got some fucker holding a parang ready to chop you.

In a real life situation, the most important thing to learn is how to grapple, and disarm. Strength is just a secondary factor because grappling is all about the understanding of the body's anatomy and leverage. Know that, you can break peoples hands without exerting much force at all.

And the thing I hate about the most in tkd is this...I ripped it from a martial arts encyclopedia. Credits to Bullshido.org(I know it sounds weird lmao)

Poomsae

Forms, or poomsae in the Korean language, are a series of defending and attacking movements performed against imaginary opponents in a set pattern. Through the practice of forms, students come to learn the applications of various techniques of Taekwondo. Forms serve a multi-dimensional role, aiding in development and refinement of coordination, balance, timing, breath control and rhythm, all of which are essential skills to the Taekwondo student.

Regardless of whether it is being viewed as a sport or martial art, that was one of the lamest shits tkd ever offers. I highlighted the words imaginary opponents and set pattern just so you make sure what I mean. Anyone who thinks logically will understand that A SET PATTERN IS FAIL AGAISNT HUMANS. And no doubt that IMAGINARY OPPONENTS IS UB3R PH41L BECAUSE THEY DONT EXIST AND THEREFORE DONT ATTACK YOU.

The training sucks too. We do warm ups, then abit of basics(blocking, punches and kicking), some lame horse-stance shit, some counter-attack lessons(which phail) and then some sparring(the good part). But we generally repeat this process no matter what rank we are and by the way, i forgot to add in that we still need to do those Poomsae shit I've mentioned above. If the kicks from sparring mates wont kill me, the routine will.

Likewise, it's also good to practice a different martial art rather than only being a master in one. Generally speaking, we cant have all brawns and no brains here. I've suggested to my parents that I'd prefer practicing karate(for fun, and I've never tried it before) but they fucking think its useless and they cant find a karate class close enough to home. What noobs!! Also, alot of people voted that Tkd is phail in real life situations. As a sport, it phails pretty much the same rate as well. Gawd, someone please reccomend me something that offers grappling and disarming lessons.

Anyway, thanks for reading all this rant. I know, I know...its kinda pointless but it kills time too. Look, if you want me to go back for tkd, NEVER is my answer. I have fucking alot of reasons why I would NEVER practice this piece a shit. And how far will my determination go? Try me, I'll even stab myself if I have to.

First sued by malays, now chinese

2008-11-26T08:13:00.000-08:00

Hai guys : D Assuming you people live in Malaysia, Namewee is getting f*cked by malaysians again. Last time he got sued by the government, now his school sues him lol xD Why? Well, check his blog yourself and watch the 4th, 3rd, and 2nd vid in this order.

Its darn friggin funny and no one will regret xD His latest song, 你的英文太爛 which translates to your english sucks(technically) is the 2nd vid. Srsly tho, its a good song, rock + rap + Namewee = pwnt This song is what made his former secondary shool authorities sued him, I'm not sure how much tho. Since I was informed by my father xD

Well, my point here is...GUYS, JUST GO WATCH THE PROS VIDS AND LAUGH!! It's avaible via his own blog. LINK HERE :D O btw, Namewee's non-profit vids ftw ^^

Hot-Hot-Dog...?

2008-11-12T16:48:00.000-08:00

Ah well, guess like ?I'm idling as usual with just the wind passing through my window and music through my ears. Hmm, I wonder whats my parents problem for not going to school eh. I mean, seriously...there's nothing left at school for me to do besides idling there and enjoying the ghost town sort of scenery with a few other victims...Errk....

Anyway, for all of you heading to Melaka this holiday. Why not test your tolerance?? I have a nice tool for you to use : D

See this peculiar looking hot dog here...? Yea, a small bite is enough to make innocent children cry for their mothers omg. I tried munching quite a large chomp(about from the right end to the 1st spiral cut) and it's like directly placing chilly in your throat >_> And then I ate a lareger piece and nearly ended in tears T.T My nose started dripping too ._. And hell, even the oil stings!! I accidently smeared the oil over my neck cuz I didnt wash my hand well enough and my neck felt...absolutely painful._.

This wonderful innocent looking hot dog can be bought from Melaka's Jonker Street :D I dont know the price but it should be cheap lol And by the way, at all means, please refrain from buying this food item for dining purposes. Buy it only for testing your tolerance...Once again, I'm off!! BB and thanks fer reading :D

WoW...So sup?

2008-11-10T03:38:00.000-08:00

For those of you who dont know what WoW is, it is not the state of being amazed or impressed...Obviously it stands for World Of Warcraft as the name with the capital Ws suggest. So, wuts so good about WoW that made me lazy to blog awhile?? Well its just the nice community of the server :D My private servers really just god damn fun with both retards and idiots :D

So, what sets WoW appart from other games that some people had to resort to a private server?

1. It is the most in-depth online game ever!! It has its story line like the burning crusade is about Mount Hyjal and the upcoming WOTLK patch will be about Arthas after he became the lich king.

2. It has the most variety out of any online game. Really, from items to weapons to equipments, raiments ofall sorts ranging from shoes to trinkets and necklaces...even shoulder pads :D The skills also have a HUGE variety and the talent trees makes it more interesting.

3. Race. There's 2 main factions. Alliance and Horde. Each boasting 4 mighty races and several jobs. Each race has their own racial skill and traits which boosts the character's strength.

4. Freedom. Well that word alone can state nearly everything. You can die here ala-maple by jumping off a cliff, or mind control other players while pvp and use their spells against their comrades. Not to mention the flying mounts are fun to fly with of course :D Raids and such, even on a cross faction city and killing npcs :D

But what makes WoW abit sucky is

1.If its the real server, just imagine maple in 3D. You'll take forever to grind to 70 mate.

2.Variety. Wait, I thought its the pros?? Not really, sometimes too much variety can lead to alot of confusion. Especially since theres so many skill hotkeys to hit ya know. Looking at the item descriptions can make me dizzy too D:

3.Cross factions. Hell, you cant talk to anyone in the cross factions. Not even an npc and the normal reaction for a human npc when they see an undead fella is to attack them. Wut the heck?

But still, dont worry guys. I havent gave up blogging just yet and for those who need a good private server for WoW, google up wowfusion. And also late belated burfdays to a bugger I've known 6 years ago :D Maybe I'll need to prepare some beer next time..O well, so long for now :D Peace!! Congratz on Obama as well :D

How to search for fan-sub groups

2008-11-05T06:43:00.000-08:00

Don't know which fan-sub is translating which anime?? No worries. Go to the right of my blog and click the link saying: Anime database for downloading anime

That place is a database so use search and find the anime you'd like to watch. Next, look down and check for the fan-sub groups and their languages. Once ya got that right, click on the desired fan-sub group and check for their channel name on the IRC row. If it doesn't say Rizon in its name dont worry, you can connect to other servers but unfortunately I only download my animes from Rizon...

Example of non-rizon servers: #the-triad@irc.enterthegame.com

General MiRC commands/triggers

2008-11-04T02:20:00.000-08:00

Here's some general MiRC commands with their respective functions displayed. Spaces will be highlighted in RED. Triggers will be explained after the commands.

MiRC related commands

/j(space)#(channel name) - To join a channel. Capital or lower case doesn't matter. Example : /j #ch1ngfux
/nick(space)(nickname) - Changes your nickname. Note that sometimes you cant change your nickname in certain channels, such as Eclipse. Example: /nick Ch1nGFuX
/msg(space)(name)(space)(message) - Your casual PM/whisper functions. Example: /msg OMG what
/msg(space)nickserv(space)(help) - Yep, this guys a bot. Sending him that message (/msg nickserv help) will make it list out all the commands that are related to this bot.
/msg(space)nickserv(space)register(space)(your email) - This command registers the current nickname used. More like for copyright purposes but sometimes some channels wont let you enter unless you registered a nick. Example: /msg nickserv register immanewb@hotmail.com

Anime related commands

/msg(space)(bot name)(space)xdcc(space)send(space)(pack number) - This command will send a request for the bot to send a file to you. This is the MAIN command in order to download anime from IRC. Example: /msg [eclipse]kakuzu xdcc send 827
@find(space)(text) - This command searches the bots with the files matching the text typed. Another useful command yet sometimes some channels ban this command so beware and read their topics section before using this command.

Triggers
Triggers are commands that are usable only within certain channels. Triggers will be listed at the topics section when you join a channel. Note that obviously multiple might have the same triggers. But the results would be different of course.

!releases - 1 of the usual triggers you can use for finding anime. This trigger is pretty obvious.
!list - Another quite obvious trigger but sometimes using this can get you banned. Pay attention to the topics section of that channel.

Triggers can vary depending on the channel. But most of the triggers will be quite self explanatory. So these are all the commands and triggers im gonna list out today. Chowz n thanks fer reading :D

Video codecs?

2008-11-03T22:55:00.000-08:00

Cant watch the video eh, said it doesn't have the codecs required? Well what are codecs, look below.

A codec is a device or program capable of encoding and/or decoding a digital data stream or signal. The word codec may be a combination of any of the following: 'compressor-decompressor', 'coder-decoder', or 'compression/decompression algorithm

Ripped that out from wikipedia, anyway it just means that without codecs you cant watch your videos. Especially animes. Animes dont really have a specific codec, rather there is a codec pack that is specificly for nearly all anime itself. HERE'S the link to the codec you need to download for watching anime.

Choose Windows Vista/XP/2K to download and install the program that you downloaded. You can ignore the settings that is optional after the installation cuz the program itself sets the optimal codecs for viewing animes.

There, you're all done. Hope this helps ;D

Anime file formats

2008-11-03T05:50:00.000-08:00

Each fan-sub releases their anime in 2 types of files, .mkv and .avi Each having their own pros and cons. Here is generally what they are:

.mkv eplanation -
This video format renders the audio, video and subtitles in 3 different parts. Thus explaining the lag people might get from watching vids with this format. Fan-subs like releasing this format first cuz they can easily edit the subtitles if there is a problem.

.avi explanation -
All of the video's contents will be compressed into 1. Basically audio, video and subtitles are merged and less memory will be used by the com.

.mkv Pros
- Generally higher resolution.
- Somewhat better sound quality.
- Usually released earlier.

.mkv Cons
- Might lag noob coms. Cuz the audio and video are 2 diff programs.
- The file size might be larger than .avi

.avi Pros
- No lag, anywhere anytime.
- File size smaller.

.avi Cons
- Smaller resolution.
- Somewhat worse sound quality but it isnt affected drasticly. Just minor...
-Usually released later.

Take that into consideration when downloading animes, have fun ;D

How to leech anime from IRC

2008-11-03T01:26:00.000-08:00

Dear readers...or anime fans perhaps. Those who have starved for a good show and watched animax all their lives...HEED MY CALL!! Ok, long story short, as long as you have the standard broadband modem, be it streamyx or whatever brand you're using; this post will guide you to download anime from IRC. Internet Relay Chat, aka...International Retard's Chatroom.

Anyway, this guide will be step by step and explained in simple and maybe rotten english so there will be minimal confusion. Visual aid is included as well >_>
Please also be aware that some pictures might be too small to see. Click on them to enlarge.
Important stuff will be highlighted in RED
ALSO, note that this guide is ONLY MEANT to teach you how to download anime from IRC. Any further question please leave on the tagboard or check out the links section for any other posts regarding IRC or anime. Thank you for understanding. I'll reply on the tagboard for any questions posted, ASAP.

1. Download sysreset, it's a client to access IRC. Here's a short link. You should've downloaded sysrest255.exe, launch it and install.

2. Upon finishing installation, a program named MiRC or SysReset with an icon with the same letter should pop up on ur desktop. Here's how it looks like.

3. Try launching the program. It should bug you for the settings and all, just ignore em and hit Ok(I might be wrong since it's been a long time I ever reinstalled MiRC).

4. You would also end up with a window of words popping up on your screen afterwards. At the top of all the junk it would say this :

Welcome to SysReset!

5. On default, your MiRC will connect to a server named Rizon. In MiRC, fan-sub groups for animes will have their own channels. More like their sub-servers for publishing releases on new episodes of animes and such.

Notice on the bottom it says this?

6. Thats cuz you havent joined a channel yet. To join a channel, use this command: /j(space)#(channel name) For example: /j #eclipse or /j #aerosubs
I understands d pic's abit small tho lols

7. If you done that, this is what will show up on the bottom.

You'll also land straight into the channel. Each fan-sub group has their own channel. Therefore, it means they have their own style, projects(animes being translated and released), rules and specialty. We can ignore the specialty section cuz our main focus here is anime.

8. Lets say I wanted to watch the series named Clannad. Eclipse has it in their archive. But how? Look for this quote on the top, the topics section.
Torrents/XDCC LIST/FAQ: http://eclipse.no-sekai.de
Notice it said torrents and xdcc? Torrents is pretty much self explanatory, but its god damn slow in Malaysia. So I suggest direct downloads(DDL) or XDCC(bots from IRC).

XDCC are bots in IRC. Pretty much by the name, bot...You know their a program and their not human. Ok, lets jump to that page i mentioned above.

9. See a list down there? Ignore that. Click on XDCC which is below the page title, Eclipse Productions. Now you'll be at another freaking huge list o_O Dont panic tho. NEXT STEP!!

10. Ok, using ctrl + f which is the word search function, find the series you wanna watch. Like say you wanted Clannad, now ctrl + f and type clannad in the space. Notice you'll be leaded to a list of Clannad episodes.

11. You'll be seeing this quote : [SS-Eclipse] Clannad - 01 (1024x576 h264) [310AA9E5].mkv
Heres a list of information displayed from that single quote:

[SS-Eclipse] - That's the fansubs name. Might be different obviously.

Clannad - The anime name.

01 - The episode number.

(1024x576 h264) - This is the resolution. Just pay attention to the numbers which are connected by the x.

[310AA9E5] - No idea. Probally the MD 5 hash. You can ignore this.

.mkv - The name extension which is the video format. I'll explain this in another post.

12.Ok, get that straight already now lets head on. There maybe several formats and resolutions for 1 episode of the anime. Choose but be careful.

13. Lets say I wanted this 1. [SS-Eclipse] Clannad - 01 (1024x576 h264) [310AA9E5].mkv
Check the quote beside it.../msg eclipse|hinagiku xdcc send #326

See that command? Lets break it down. /msg(space)(bot name)(space)xdcc(space)(numbers)
Example : /msg WTFOMG xdcc send 191
Basically this command sends a personal message(PM) to the bot and the bot will send you the file for the anime. Heres how it looks like :

And here's the confirmations that the bot is sending you the file.

You'll see that window there. Upon clicking on it, you'll see a file transfer and a bar. Similar to downloading from an internet browser.

Well, thats about all for this guide. Have fun watching anime ;D Well I just had to put some colors cuz it looked so dull D:

New skin, new life, new posts. NO SHIT :D

2008-11-02T06:43:00.000-08:00

Screw the lame post tittle, Im back to blogging people :D This is a new skin I found. Love at first sight they say...Ahem, anyway...*drools over cute new layout* I'll be back to blogging as it is and I'll configure the skin and also post some useful stuff for people : D

Anyway, Im still having exams though >_> So I cant stay up late just for a blog layout. I'll have to finish it later. Perhaps tommorow : D for anyone reading these, thanks fer wasting your time here ^^ I appreciate it, lots and lots : D

Next post is gonna take awhile cuz It needs visual aid...Chowz, happy holidays and good luck with finding and working part time jobs people~!!

Beer + Choc

2008-08-10T01:45:00.000-07:00

W00ts, although I dont get much for my birthday but this years kinda fun xD These are what I got~
Rofl, bacardi xD and 2 6 pack kit kats w00t xD not bad la, for a person like me D: Anyway, chowz

The Young Uns

2008-08-09T20:20:00.000-07:00

Hi guys and gals who spend time here to read what I've through~Yesterday I had school. On a freaking weekend...Anyway, I decided to go and waste time there for 1 attendance cuz I ponteng d last week. Well, it was quite worthwhile...As they say, pictures are worth 1000 words. Im gonna show you all the pics I took on that day xD

I WANTZ A BLO-JOB, NAO!!

Davids* cock, and a bottle cap ;D
*Names changed due to privacy D:*

Poser sial, jk la but still looks alot like a poser D:

Lols, mah boys wanted to rape him

This guy too >_>

Ended up...

Best expression I've seen in years xD

Well, this post is all about pics xD and well. I owe my frens and some strangers thanks for letting me take some uber-cool pics xD Well, thats all about it. So long for now D:

The Day I Came Here l Vicissitude of Veracity

2008-08-02T18:13:00.000-07:00

Hiya guys n gals~My blog has been abit dead so i decided to update it fer awhile =o Since I got nth to do today(its friday) and I cant go online, might as well use microsoft notepad to write what I wanna say. Things have been goin pretty normal overall, so to say, it nearly never changed. Nevertheless, I would end up been bumped by a weird problem...Shit hit the fan huh...

Happy things always come first, reminiscing heartbreaking events would always come next =D My english has improved quite abit, as you can see from the title...But nevertheless, I'd like to keep it simple for all the kind humans who come here and read my blog =] Also, its gonna be my birthday soon =o its 8 more days from now, but yea. No one really cares bout the day I was born, even myself. I used to skip my birthdays alot =/ And no one really bothers about it. Well, I AM an insignificant person to the existance of the world anyway =o but hey, I really do wish that I can hear a birthday song being played for me somewhere >.< happy ="]" soon ="o" august ="o">=[ ), Kaili's would be...11th Aug if I recall and my cousin's would be 15th =o Well, Im not really close to Kaili and Liren so I cant really decide what to give and I feel hesitant to give a present =o becuase if it was like, say Kaili...I'd be sued for wooing her =='ll Im gonna celebrate my cousin's tho >_> But still, anyway, happy birthday to all of my friends who's birthday fall on August =D

Alright, time for the bad news =o Apparently, I've been sued by a guy and a librarian for stalking a girl =='ll? Ok, let me get this straight. Stalking is the act of being overobsessed of a person and at the same time, being unable to have a relationship with that person. Thus, leading the stalker to follow their victims anonymously to get as close as posible to that person. Well, I do admit Im OVERAFFECTED and not OVEROBSESSED of a person. That person would be Jessie =o Yea, call me insane but I still love her too much =] Anyway, point is that why would I stalk a person who was my pet sis?? Strange, I think Im too good in sudden appearances, thus making it look that Im susceptible for stalking.

Well, 3 long paragraphs of emotions, 6 words. THANK YOU ALL FOR READING IT =D I really appreciate you people, who will waste their time to understand another humans emotions...Truly, I do =]

Grateful l Sh!t Happens

2008-07-12T17:39:00.000-07:00

*yawns* I just woke up from a long sleep...Overslept, so Im not gonna watch cheer(damn it). I wished I could go, sadly I have no mood right now. So Im gonna blog abit about yesterday....Yesterday was a carnival at sri kl, I wanted to go so that I can meet Jessie again...luckily she was willing to fetch me to and fro T.T thx Jessie~

The carnival in an overall view was kinda interesting, but since Im directional blind and I dont wanna get lost, I just got stuck to Jessie like a magnet >_> Sorry bout that, in the end we did nothing much but it was kinda fun, lol the handphone strap you made was uber pawnage =D I used the 1 you gave me to hook a turtle + dice. My friend dropped this at tuition so I always forgot to give it back to her(dont worry, lol).

At your house, thanks for the cakes and the noodles xD Although the cakes not really my taste, but at least I got a bite =D sad huh, you cant play ChaosMS, hope today you can~If you wanna drop by AncientMS, feel free to come yea ^^ In the end, nothing much really happened. No sex, no kisses, but still, Im glad to see Jessie. Its been such a long time, bout 7 months already ×_X so...I feel very...grateful...O yea, I wanted to hug you once I got out of the car, but sadly I couldnt so I patted your head >_>

Anyway, guys and gurls, any1 reading this? Thanks for the thought of doing so =D

Revenge is....sweet?

2008-06-27T18:41:00.000-07:00

Allelujah damn it, seems like my parents are going bitchy over my sleeping attitudes in class...Jeez, it happens every start of the year till mid year...I hypothesize that its because start of the year I would be very quiet due to the stranger type of atmosphere...

Technically if it gets too quiet and no one talks to me, I would fall fast asleep in 5 minutes on average, but as the time passes, this habit disappears and reappears. I tend to doze off when things are getting bored, the teachers all ask me bout what time I sleep. Answer is usually 11pm to 1am(1am and above is blardy rare) and on average I get more shuteyes then everyone else does..."Health prob??" Teacher asks. "No, just a usual reaction of when people get bored or their concentration goes astray." I reply. As long as people hit me on the shoulder or talk to me, I would be back to full strength in no time ^^

Still, I wan my uber comp back, theres not much to do on this old machine and since its partially reformatted(somehow), I cant play much games besides neopets...sigh. Im a person that barely understands myself or others. Its hard to grasp the true nature of things...so to answer what makes me doze off in class is quite impossible for me...and my parents ffk about going for bloodtest(good for me, bad for you =p), still, I admit that the me you know now, might just a veneer of whats inside...

For now, I'll find something to keep me busy. Till then, thanks for reading guys n gals ^^

Short, but fun l Veneer of Vanity l Apologizing

2008-06-27T03:25:00.000-07:00

H00T! So long sia since I've been blogging about ja? Currently Im developing a habit to say ja instead of ya ._. anyway, 1st of all its been quite retarded these weeks so Im just gonna summarize till the important parts.

1st up, short but fun. Hey Im not talking over cocks here, Im talking over my teachers, esp Mr Chuah, dat guy dam fun la but he only teached us like 1 week x.x den Ms Sher(pronounce as sir =p) Shes also quite fun, x30 times better den my old chemistry teach seriously, altho she pronounce alot of stuff incorrectly 1. Shes also hotter then my old chem teach ROFL juz being serious la cuz shes much younger ma xD

Veneer of Vanity. Veneer bukan la syelek, veneer di sini bermaksud topeng yang menyembunyikan sikap...but wtv la, its a quote from V for Vendetta so veneer is gonna mean nothing here. Only vanity means something. For those who're weak in vocab, vanity means someone who takes too much pride or admiration in their appearance or achievements. Our datin is 1 of em, mahai call her merasmikan she go melafaskan. Her speech god dam boring summor and she tok long long long like hai 1. It was so dry that every1 cuda slept so they started talking and end up got caught...Jeez, its only been like, a few months since datin came to this school and there were 2 fire cases. Hard to believe rly.

Apologizing, sorry arr jie...if you're reading this I hope you forgive me, cuz Im sorta worried for you being so stress like that...got caffeine overdose x.x I also tend to forget you hate me blowing your ear like that. Really tho, I dunno how to apologize with words from my mouth, so I juz hope you read the words from this blog, just this paragraph would do...Anything I can do to make it up, say ya~

Also, another extra section here is a guide on getting premiums for megaupload. Well, its certainly free, but you still need to have a lil patience ja...theres a vid in youtube on how to do this, its HERE. Now don bug me on how to do it. Also, HERES the link to download the UCE mentioned in the vid, to any online game hacker, they will be instnatly familiar with this thing rofl, esp maple hackers. Adios, have fun rolling the freaking roulette ^^ my fren had to roll it overnight to get a 2 days premium xD so download an autoclicker HERE

Blades On Ice

2008-05-31T04:46:00.000-07:00

Today me, JJ and Haikal went to Sunway Pyramid to ice skate...1 prob, Im friggin nub =[ Its been 6 or so years since I've been ice skating and I dont recall learning any skills from then...not even basic...ok, so b4 dat happened we got some lunch and we went to watch Narnia...Narnia...is abit boring for my type...heres my ratings(dont count on it too much)

Humor - 2
Action - 6
Storyline - 5
Plot - 7

As for as I can tell, it wasnt all that funny due to the policy being a half a child's fairytale and d storyline...isnt all that convincing...altho the storylines very solid and clear. Plot's not bad either, alot of shit happens I guess -.-

Next up, the ice skating part...certain I had a few trips...about 4 or 5...and about 20-40 near trips =.='ll guess it wasnt so easy huh, the boots must be tied fucking tight so that the blades wont bend when u dont want to and I just HAD to bend my ankles for stability -.- we rested quite alot and I only noe hw to run...abit -.- as for braking and turning, also abit -.- Altho I din get what was JJ and Haikal tryin to tell me, but I tried very hard tho x.x

After 2 or so hours which I had lost track of, I finally took of my skates n left em at the counter...could barely walk after then -.- so painful ler...x.x aduh -.- but the pains worth xD as they say, no pain no gain ^^ So yea, after a nice warm bath n some pics I transfered to my com, heres some of em

Haikal sensei

Me, d blur looking idiot >_>

JJ sifu(d 1 in the background appears to be me >_>)

Well, there are no leng luis or leng chais in these pictures and theres definitely blurness due to the car and it was taken by my handfon =[ soli lu guys n gals, all I can tell x.x dam my feet are still sore after 3 hours!! Chowz!! Thx for reading!!

Its here, very very near

2008-05-22T23:04:00.000-07:00

W00Ts!! Exams are finally OVER!! I hate studying, especially when the teachers hu teach u are crap. Anyway, down to my exams, I say quite ok lo...for sum1 hu doesnt study -.- And Im actualy content with my uber low marks, luckily no fail yet.

I dunno what to do for hols sia....sien lo, but wtv ba. My lifes reformed now, Im no longer that asshole I used to be. I know its hard to go thru this =[ and Im certainly not talkin bout form 4. I dont give a shit really...Any1 got anythin to do during hols can call me lo, I will be siening here at home -.-

As for what I was saying, Jessie's better off on her own. Shes better without me on her tail I guess. Shes also found what made her so different, but still, we're the same...We're only friends now, but its still good to see her face once in awhile xD dont worry tho, Im still ur loyal pet bunny if you need me =]

For now, I dont have much to write and I wanna slack awhile after getting 2 more strands of white hair =.='ll See you guys and gals soon~Thx for reading~

Satisfaction l Sudden Death

2008-04-26T23:11:00.000-07:00

W00tS~Today sports day~means what?? We get to watch cheerleaders again =D juz jk la Im not that horny ~_~ Anyway it started out like a usual sports day but it was on a sunday zzz anyway we got to our house and settled down.

Heres the interesting part, me, and alot of other people were god damn hungry so we ordered some mac donalds. Prob is, we all got confused and it got chaotic fast, my fren was a lil fed up till he said :"Aiya go eat Mc Fucks la." =='ll Then got Mac Hine pulak zzz...After that got this guy vegeterian wan order so he say wan Mc Egg then alot ppl confuse again later d same guy hu said Mc Fuck say dis :"U think got such thing as Mc Veggies mer??" Zha dao -.-

We wandered everywhere to order cuz of the fucking noise, then at last they went to the toilet to order ~_~ later when pay d time we all dun wan be so suspicious so we all did this, we went to the toilet, 1 by 1 go gif Wai Keat the cash ~_~ then got 1 guy say not 1 by 1 go blowjob? =='ll...Paying for d food that time more sohai, we all at the ticket booth der paying ma, cuz we cant buy food from outside sources we need to do this stealthily...suddenly while Wai Keat paying, SIVA PASS BY ME O.O I went omfg and faster run to somewhere else ~_~

Luckily, he didnt seem to care much...so we all faster angkat all the food to makan...AHHH FINALY!!! A GOOD SATISFYING BREAKFAST!! W00T!!!! Awhile later got cheer ler xD Best cheer I say is Berjaya, followed by Unggul and Maju. Hey hey, Im only voting based on my feelings, not friends or house k...Besides, Jin Kan(soli arr if spell wrong >_> ) did a dam nice coup de grace =]

After we can chow I met Ernest Tan soon enough and met a guy named Cha Keuy(dunno how u spell la, soli) so I ask...."Teow?" -.- Ok I did that wrongly but nvm as payment, I got a hairspray treatment from Ernest....but he spray wrong place....heres how he did it...Look at my front
Ok la nothing rite?? Now look from behind....

All blue ler behind...soli for the shabby shot...im using a usb webcam to do it ~_~

Thats all for now...Im a lil sad that I cudnt get my phone but nvm, tomolo holiday if I recall xD so nvm la, tomolo I go buy my phone if can xD Chowz for now and thx for all those who read this =]

The More The Merrier l Twist Of Fate

2008-04-18T05:40:00.000-07:00

So after that documentary I rushed on to Atria to find a sony ericson phone which can support a 2 gig memory stik but the price must be less than 1k. Found it in 14 minutes -.-!! Cant buy now la of coz, so I wanted to lepak in cc but looks like Wan Yee passd by me wif some of her frens...hmm tot she lepak -.- suddenly while I was standing on the same spot after I called my parents, Ai Ling came up to me and asked, have u seen Wan Yee??

After awhile we managed to find Wan Yee in the music shop ~_~ it seems that they were doing a KGT project so I decided to tag along so I wont feel bored =/ In the process, I met Ting Hong, Rachel, Hui Shiang, all form 3 de =/ I juz tagged along and helped them in their project if I could =/ wasnt helping much but at least I had some company =D I just walked and ran around Atria and watch them interview ppl =/

I also went to blitz n wanted to pull a cabal freak out so he could do his work, looks like he isnt up for it =/ ur gonna be so sorry that I can tell ya =D then simply walk here and there until me n wan yee reached bak to school and we went bak home o...quite funny la what we all did in the process but I cant remember much due to my fuzzy memory TxT

This is all that happened today and all I wanna say today...thx for ever reading if u ever did =/ o btw, AL GORE ROX!! GLOBAL WARMING GONNA KILL US IN 50 YEARS, SERIOUSLY

Twist Of Fate l The More The Merrier

2008-04-18T05:21:00.000-07:00

Today as usual, I would sleep in my class at least 1 period and copy some ppls hw =( I noe about copying ur hw guys but I juz cant help it...I feel bad too =( After that we went on "retarding" the whole day and in the libary Pn Sharon, our sexy, I mean beloved moral teacher lols(juz jk) told us its Pn Shalawatis birthday~

Last period english we went to the deserted com lab oposite of the padang to watch An Inconvenient Truth, by Al Gore. But before that, a NICE LOUD BIRTHDAY SONG FOR PN SHALAWATI~W00TS she seemed happy =D she might be fierce at times, but shes darn funny at times too ^^ Now onto Al Gore himself, he was a politician(hate these arseholes) but somehow, Al Gore got my attention and respect. Why?? Rather then doin it bush-styled fucking the iraqians till they jihad, hes also an environment activist, dedicated to educating the public about global warming and trying to tell this to all of us: "WE ARE GONNA DIE FROM GLOBAL WARMING U BASTARDS"

I know The Inconvenient Truth was released a long time ago, but I didnt watch it -.- Before being an activist, he was once vice president, then somehow fucking bush got d votes over him >=( fuck him. Anyway, the movie tells us about the effects of global warming on our planet that is happening NOW, YES U BASTARDS RIGHT NOW. Heres some screenshots of the movie in this website. Its pretty funny how the snow on the mountains dried up after the years. All those glaciers...although most of us here dont know anything bout it but you should be aware about the polar ice caps are drying up right?? See? Humans, piff. Always greed > sanity.

I dont expect u all to get much from that above speech, Im gonna make The More The Merrier in a diff post =D brb

Rewarded?? Not interested....

2008-04-07T22:52:00.000-07:00

Well, today we sposed to go to the hall for a "rehearsal" for some anugerah camerlang where we get medals and certs. Meh...we had to sit there for kinda long only we get to know our seats dang man zzz so when we got it...ala....dam sien zzz

In there, I tried to sleep but every time i did it for like...1 min den ooi giap chao xing wo zzz like dun wan let me sleep like dat -.- so I started to talk to d ppl around me and I got to know a lil more ppl, but only girls -.- Zalene(soli if I spelt ur name wrong x.x), Jaclyn and I also talked abit to Chin Lee -.- I also said to her if the teacher says my name wrongly, I wont go to this damned majilis, and she did!! She called me Chi Fung(pronounced similarly to the word fungus)!! WTF LA NEARLY 3 TIMES I RMB MY NAME BEING CALLED BY U ALSO DIS SOHAI 1!! I RATHER STAY AT HOME SIA!!

After dat, we got news dat a new FELDA gal has moved in to our class, malay of coz, tudung-ed and wearing specs, Chee Ming was so happy cuz in d hall he cudnt talk he went back to class and he relieved his stress in d hall on d new gal rofl then Cheryl said dis: "Chee Ming stop la, you're scaring the poor girl." I lol-ed -.- Currently, Im interested in tracking down a long lost friend named Zarine...lost contact wif her after I got to DJ...thx to Jodie for helping me =D

Apparently I got nth much to post now, so I'll juz chow....chowz!!

April Fools?? More like bullshitters -.-

2008-04-01T05:38:00.000-07:00

As usual, sleepy days in school...and homework to be done...thinking of jessie...Today was april fools, and so we all thought to be part of a prank 1 way or another but nt many ppl are that childish to throw off jokes n say april fools anymore...ahh d good ol days where I said : "UR ZIPS OPEN!! April fools~" Its over now but theres still some events I wanna record in this blog...

Yea, pjk everytime with Mr K is different...ok 1st he call us do d drill thingy we did a few weeks ago then after dat warm up he made us do halfsquats while holding a/2 weights or a 5kg medicine ball(dont ask me why is the name like dat) which nearly broke my knees -.- then we do pumping and clapping. MUCH EASIER SAID THEN DONE~Lastly, the best. We go to d slope near my class then we must run up d slope. Alot ppl made it after...2 tries I think, some totaly failed tho -.- cuz we running on d part with d most grass, so its slippery duh -.- In my case, I made it with 1 go but I nearly slip off also -.-

Den as usual, its my nap time lo until sejarah...rly zz nia chee ming was complaining about the textbooks then he made his own falfasah -.- He went like : "falsafah chee ming mengatakan bahawa orang cerdik tak boleh panggil orang bodoh bodoh, tetapi orang bodoh boleh panggil orang cerdik bodoh" -.-.... every1 went rofl over dis philosophy ~_~ then he say dis to bm teacher d teacher cha 9 him by countering his falsafah rofl!!

Well, when I reached home its d usual com-ing me lo...nothin much to write bout alredi after dis, so now I wanna chow...thx for reading ^^ Jessie, I wanna visit ur hse ler, sob so long neva see u d...chowz all

Utter Bullshit??

2008-03-26T06:43:00.000-07:00

Today dam siao 1, as usual Chee Ming sot sot dei 1 -.- at bm teacher actualy call Mark read pantun 1. But he cudnt read so I suggest Chee Ming to teacher. She agreed nicely then Chee Ming read dao like....rofl like dat, he read like...dam retarded voice then teacher say lemah lembut, he change his voice until terlampau lembut zzz

But actualy I quite happy la, I set record for BM, I stayed up for 40 mins. FORTY GOD DAM MINUTES!! W00T but hell I slept at almost every period zzz...I also found out something new which is not a conclusion yet, juz hypothesis...My body doesnt really like sunlight...I get tired when ders sunlight...when sun shine on my head 1 min later I tertidur jor...zzZ?

Den omfg nia, Chee Ming n Jun Hoong go look at Calvin's pants...wtf nia Im gonna skip some details but dam sohai la they all -.- they even showed it to guys from other classes...Wen Ken 1 victim -.-'ll sad case nia u zzz but in d end somehow Calvin found out n chee ming n yan bob in deep shit d -.-....sad case also u both =.='ll

Anyway I lazy write anything else jor, chowz for now

Bak from holiday?? Long ago nia

2008-03-21T04:18:00.000-07:00

Aiyoyo, I become abit naughty d -.- I din blog or visit blogs awhile due to cabal, cod 4 + lazyness x.x and since my cod 4 is on ggc, it makes it all worthwhile ^^

Well, either way I havent been on msn very much either so for any of u hu miss me, dont worry Im still here xD Today dam siao funny rofl Chee Ming n d other scouts makin ketupat as usual(to get bonus marks for scout test) But as usual d leaves are dam small so d ketupats they can make only dam small. Suddenly got dis bugger dragging a pile of ketupat leaf den Chee Ming went like " BANG!! BANG!! HENTI!! NANTI DULU!!" Den whole class rofl cuz he seem like dam despo =.='ll

Later english lu, teacher dis time wan us tok bout love, at 1st when I heard dat word my reaction all ok 1...suddenly dunno how, I thought of "her" and my mind went blank...I pretended I was sleeping...but actually I was goin near emo d...my heads scrambled with thoughts of her and my other self...I cudnt keep my ears shut, which made things worse...hearing things bout love made me felt more emo and then when finaly reach lit part, cuz lit now we at sonnet(love poem) teacher call both genders go out and do some choral speaking. 1 leader, 1 demonstrator, and we got the show on d road~Chee Ming acting retarded as usual den until girls turn fun lo~girl all shy shy de dunno hw do xD watching Chee Ming's retarded demonstrating n d girls "preforming" calmed me abit, eventually chilled me.

So, after skool came my life of gaming, as usual lo. Me n JJ grind cod 4 muahahaha I now master sarge and hes bout d same d kekeke~Nth much to tell bout d games I played but d last 1 b4 i posted dis was great~for any1 hu wan play cod 4 on Garena(ggc zzz), refer to d steps below:

1.Pirated or ori also doesnt matter, juz install.
2.Refer to this thread and download patch 1.4 and 1.4-1.5
3.Patch accordingly.
4.Now ur ready to go~

For any1 hu hates d lvling system in cod 4, u can always grind dis way:
1.Set map to shipment, mode to search n destroy.
2.Set all score n time setting to unlimited.
3.I advise round setting set to 5 so not so many annoying intermission, but its ur choice.
4.Make max players 2.
5.Now get ur partner(d 1 hus gonna diffuse d bom) to diffuse d bom once u plant it and once he diffuses it, kill him.
6.In total d guy plants d bom wud get like 150 exp where as d guy hu diffuses gets round 50/100, dont worry u will switch sides anyway so juz keep doin dis.

Idiots on holiday

2008-03-05T23:37:00.000-08:00

Jeez, I needed to go skool cuz d BM teacher say wan gif assignment for hols...babi...Either way today all chilling lo, like juz finish SPM like dat, all sit down chat n play. We're sposed to tidy up the papan kenyataan n all but of coz la what help can I be? So I juz tidur =)

Then after I woke up, Calvin n Keefe simply draw ppl's faces on round papers lol they draw me until....zzz sleepy head -.- When ask Pn Lim guess who she can instantly tell out -.-....Then Calvin dat 1 also dam funny lol Chee Ming d funniest cuz d hair dey screwed it and d eyes look like specs xD Later Chee Ming do catwalk wif d new heart shaped underwear ~_~ he go take d circles n put d heart ~_~ like balls zzz

I chow out of class den go cengal, wanted to go meranti but seeing pn cecilia der i instantly turn around DEN I SEE SIVA!! ZZ He masuk cengal I follow lo, he talk den i find place sit after dat he turn his head I cabut xD dam fun arr lol

Me lazy post anything d, so I chow 1st ^^

Visit at the clinic

2008-02-29T09:46:00.000-08:00

Holy shit, my fevers building up so I had to rush to a clinic or my headaches gonna kill me x.x when I was there I suddenly saw ng mun yee x.x well I dun rly have much to talk about anyway so I juz leave her alone...besides, her dads der ler >_>

Den my feet dam chilly...cold dao nuts like dat...I went outside to wait...raining...den my mom ask me go to d toilet der to wait, she say der is warm so I go der lo -.-....swt but rly wor, there warm but my feet still...-.-...bloody hell -.- I even wanted to roll round d clinic floor cuz I cant stop moving even if I cant -.- but mun yee der so I dun wan -.-

After dat, doc give me meds n all d my mom bring us go bread-shopping lol xD Since we had no dinner mite as well chew on bread x.x

either way its near 2am by now so I better go 1st x.x chowz~

Exams : 1st day - A bad omen

2008-02-28T23:15:00.000-08:00

Todays subjects, physics and mod maths...We all tot physics wud b ez so we didnt study much and there isnt much material to study either way and unlucky me, I had fever ler wtf ._.'ll dam diu arr throughout d whole paper I cudnt concentrate well cuz of me headache den I think I can fail physics ._.'ll

Next up, mod maths, after recess...at recess din eat anythin but I went round chatting wif ppl x.x had a bad headache and even if my jie do d 2 finger squeeze ur head thing also no feel 1 -.- luckily dis time mod maths sap sap sui but d objective der abit diu lol =.='ll 1st question i got d formula of a cone wrong den question 5 We all forgot d formula for area and length of sector...Zzz so I had to tembak dat 1 but all d others were pretty ez and d time I took to finish was like 50 mins total so I had to wait till bell ring cuz I cudnt sleep zzz

Den went back home, had some medicine, took a nap and here I am now ^^ Juz hope tomolo or sunday I can go jessies hse ^^

A series of funny events...ROFL

2008-02-28T01:30:00.000-08:00

Yea, like d tittle says...err its a fuckin lame day today xD and since my fren is from sg so she dun understand malay i make dis post all english for her den ^^

D day at skool starts off wif my class heading to bio lab, when we reached der a beetle flew onto my frens shirt den my class joker went like waa waa waa waaa cuz he scare of bugs 1 den all d guys follow him go waa waa waaa den my fren went like what what what later my class joker run behind den every1 also follow den my bio teacher came n was like, "What? Owh, beetle." Den she took d beetle n put somewhere else den my class joker was like WAA LOL -.-

Den moral more funny, got 2 perfects in my class always sing 1, n dey sing alot of lame songs, mozly from ads. Our moral teacher let us do some self study ma den dey sing lo, 1st dey sing lion king de, den dey sing hakuna matata den dey shifted to digi ad and den nearly every1 around dem all follow sing all sorts of lame songs -.- sunsilk ad, supering ad, err dn my class joker nth to do he go sing love today by mika!! LOL HE SING IT LIKE TONE DEAF DEN HE DO D EYO EYO YEE HU PART LIKE DAM HIGH HAHA OUR MORAL TEACHER SAY WHEN SHE HEARD HIM SING DAT HER BULU ROMA NAIK LOL!!!

Next event, sc lab...went der for physics and its d exact place where we saw a girl hu looks like Ju On(some korean ghost show, fuckin scary =D) there. So we waited n waited for d afternoon session bell to ring den while waiting my fren sang dis, its a remix from smack that:

I saw Ju On coming to my window,
wanted to zao lo in my lambogini gerlado~

Den i forgot what happen d but as d time was gettin close, d sky was dark n it was like all was set for her appearance...so my fren went like "imagine when she com den d lights blackout" den my other frens n me laughing, suddenly when d bell ring we focused our eyes der rather den d teacher, waiting patiently for d girl...When she came, my frens were like ROFL!! Den dey all turned their heads away xD

Why she looks so scary?? Main factor = skin, bloody hell!! Her skins PALE, VERY PALE!!Den her hair = short, n due to skool rules she pinned her fringe upwards, exposing her forehead...Her eyes = small, mouth = normal, expression = looks fuckin sad and her height like little kid like dat so yea she looks like 1 of em kiddy ghosts u see on d movies always crying for their mom -.-...

Either way enuf ghost talk, tomolos physics n mod maths exam so I chow 1st, wish me luck o.o

The farmer wants to plant strawberries...??

2008-02-21T22:27:00.000-08:00

Today passed by like any normal day...me sleeping in chemistry...chee ming does lame jokes all day lol den we get to see weird lookin quill eggs -.- bio experiment -.-

So then later like near last period is english n den today sposed to b d teacher com but den is relief teacher lol~sposed to have lit ma today den alot din bring book(including chee ming) den got relief teacher all so dam happy until chee ming do tepuk pengakap and den every1 follow him xD dam 9 funny lol d teacher was like omg?? LOL

Den we all gather behind d class play d slaping game -.- walao Jordan own every1 kau kau -.- even jarrel tak boleh tahan -.- den we see chee ming, jun hoong, calvin n yan bob doin d cross method slapping game lol -.- den I ask jordan do d farmer thing on me walao dam shiong -.- look at dis pic, its my hand after 3 hours

I use webcam take dis pic 1 but generally d pinkish line in d middle tells u hw pain is my ordeal o.o LOL WHEN KEEFE TOOK D CHALLENGE HE KEPT SCREAMIN XD LOL LA DAT TIME den we continue slapping game xD calvin play cheat lol -.- he make ppl hand dam close to their chest so dam hard avoid -.- den we all dunno how he slap until he nearly kena jun hoongs dick -.- I played a session of slapping agaisnt jordan n jarrel...n my slow reaction time...my hand become like dis...

Dat pic abit blur la cuz webcam again but if u take a close look ders alot of red spots on it 1 -.- at d end of d class every1's hand were like...red -.- n all shaking -.- lol Well dats all for now cuz i juz came back from skool >_> chowz 1st

Gentle breeze and a blink

2008-02-18T06:16:00.000-08:00

I forgot to blog bout yesterday, forgetful me -.- so this post about yesterday n today lo =) Ytd me,jj n jian kai go watch Jumper, show bout some guy who can do am wtf mode in real life lol every1 noes dat =.='ll

Either way, shows nice tho the way they teleport around they can also bring stuff alone through the warpholes as long as it moves. If it doesnt they risk themselves getting killed...The main chars being hunted down by an a group of ppl called paladins...they been hunting down Jumpers since medieval ages...o.O

Turns out the pro jumper here is a guy named Griffin(i think,I cudnt catch his name), he made d best part in d show by landing a double decker bus on an idiot lol =) well im lazy to talk bout d show d and nth much happened after dat so i skip to today.

Today,I get to play football properly after a few months of breaks by sohai mr siva~yay~Altho I noobed alot during the game but gg la xD made me sweat alot -.- and den as I walked around the school after the game,there was some gentle breeze in d air dat made me feel so calmed...dun rly noe hw describe d feeling tho...but as d breeze passed,I saw many friends in 1 shot o.o all were goin hihi around me o.o

No more est~new timetable 0ut n i dam happy all our classes finish at 1.05pm except fri which is 12.30 ^^ and tomorrow we got PJK again~football again yay~shiok nia but got jibai physics tomolo....and besides dat I still have chemistry notes to do so chow ler o.x dats all for today~Nitezz jessie, muaakkx~Nitezz every1~

Valentine n bunnies...o.o?

2008-02-13T05:39:00.000-08:00

O.o its valentine~and its 7.40pm at nite~Had a good day today?? I certainly din -.- I went to Atria tot got some stalls dat sell necklaces n all turned out to be wrong,Atria was dam empty today...zzZ -.-

So I went to cc lu~play dota n such,dota dat time team with noobs zzz den me n my frens pudge wars lol dam funny, 3 vs 3 -km120nt lol dam 9 retarded I get max speed,dmg and radius LOL i use grappling hook d other side den I simply throw my hook goin up and den sure kena 1 bugger 1 XD I got lycan feet maxed too so I juz run round like 522 ms pudge haha~

B4 dat,in class we all laugh like mad nia cuz my fren sat on a cupcake LOL somehow d cupcake was der n he din realise so he sat on 1 LOL luki d cupcake din splat all over his pants lol -.- n ders only a pink spot on his ass XD At recess I went to meet up with my kai jie who was selling keychains and she said she had a bunny keychain so I took a look. Lol tho,d black bunny looked like a piggy =/ den I juz bought it XD

Of coz la I memang wanted to give her d keychain today...but hell she stay at subang jaya bukan petaling jaya tau, so even if I take bus der all I end up is sure get lost,sleep in ride and tio scold by parents by the end of the day...So I plan to give her this weekend...Its better late then never they say~so Jessie,dont mind me being late,afterall you shud understand my condition after being 3 years of me being away from u TxT

Before I leave, let me comment on 1 thing...Roses,they are the common flowers to give on valentine...I wonder why,cuz to me a rose is a beautiful yet deadly flower...Its got thorns =D and Its color is usually red,blood red to be precise.

So I personally dont think its a good idea to give this on valentine.Especially when the roses will wilt in a day or 2 which is completely pathetic!!Its like saying today I wanna woo you and fuck you and tomorrow I forgot what happened.Its so sad dont you think?Afterall,roses so common they just make me laugh to see some1 holding dem at valentines cuz that guy is surely some lazy gift picker for sure...SO GUYS N GALS,RMB TO BUY SOMETHIN DAT LAST LONG ON VALENTINE!!!NOT A FRIGGIN ROSE K!!

Memories Of CNY o.x

2008-02-10T04:36:00.000-08:00

Lol, ALO ALL~~IM BAK FROM IPOH~~Miss Jessie, Reena nuer, lui, Jee Yan, Snow jie, jie and all of u i haven mention name...soli ya..juz too many -.- I'll arrange my post according to the time..earliest to latest(duh)

8th Feb,2nd day of CNY

Today balik kampung~can ambil lebih ang pao~tralala~so reach my grand mothers hse and den i sien awhile lie down on bed to wait for ang pao lol -.- Then I see some rare relatives...a few cousins which I never see much during CNY cuz they always com and go...This year they stay awhile and I became more sociable recently(with gals esp) so I go chat with my cousin sis and her mom lo~I found out she quite fun XD

And she dam kawaii >_> heres a pic~

Kawaii ma o.x dunno u all but shes dam kawaii to me cuz she changed her looks d~she abit short and her height dam nice o.x so i say dam cute~I call her pillow jie cuz she likes pillows alot o.x and shes abit emo emo sad sad de, cuz she doesnt rly have frens(no close frens) and every1 thinks shes a weirdo -.- but she actually same as me nia, cant stand being lonely de so I agreed to be her close fren lo =D now she got sum1 to chat d, happy hor XD

Den later dat night we all play wif sucky fireworks -.- all d fireworks dam common nt nice de and den got d long long stick 1, I nth do so i hold it n aim at power cable -.- heres a few shots taken by my mom -.-

Lol d shot on d left is me aiming d power cable, then i sien d i hold it like sniper...(mid) den i tired d hold like smoking pipe(rite), overall the fireworks are kinda cute cuz all dam small o.x After dat I keep chat with my pillow jie n we get to noe each other better and den I helped her in her emo state o.x

10th Feb,3rd day of CNY

Total collected funds...I MEAN ANG PAO, reached near 50, so I go cc today~buy reload~and den masuk cc~long time neva set foot here~I feel at home tho~CUZ DAM MANY COZY SOFA~~~~MUAHAHAHA~but yea in d cc all dota lol -.- so after all those I chow bak home~blablabla~den got dinner at my aunty husband de restaurant...GOT A CUTE BABY SHARK DER~~

We sit down der d~order stuff liao, suddenly we see my aunty de daughter bring cili padi for us...so we ask her "Eh, why u never sit down 1??" She reply"U ask my boss la" den we all cha dao -.- she working here Zzz?? -.- D dinner nt bad la, but best is d baby shark~SO CUTE LA I LOVE IT!!Dat wraps up for today tho,1 thing, I washed up my cred...by calling snow jie -.-

11th Feb,4th day of CNY

Aduh...go cc used bout rm 18.50...d cc 1 hour 3 bucks..musta been cuz of d cushion...den my mouth itchy so I go buy m n m and root beer...-.- den + rm10 for reload...TODAY I BUY ANOTHER RELOAD!! SOB rm 20 + 18.50...sad me -.-

B4 all dat,I got another last story to tell, its bout 1 of my sohai cousin, 6 yr old de...dat sohai he rly dam bitchy,he talk to every1 like boss 1 and he he dam ungrateful 1, ppl gif him ang pao he never even bother to wish ppl happy cny and he fuckin yong 1, face dam tebal and dam noisy. I can bear all that.

But today hes gone too far...he say gimme eat chips and he put d chips on my lan jiao when im playing my moms fon...wtf??I took d chips n nearly shove it into his fucking mouth,but his mom dun let so I let him off d hook awhile then soon after dat he spat on me when I was playing my moms fon so I dam fuckin pissed I instantly went out and slap him in d head,then he cry like sissy~I say to him "you dun think u 6 yr old so dai sai dunno how respect ur elders,u mess with me 1 more time and ur gone u son of a bitch"

Seriously la,his mom pamper him sooo much until he dis sohai...when he was eating all d pork and he din had rice he actualy cannot eat d 1 den his mom shoved another pork up his mouth and den she left. My grand mother ask him"u vomit how" den he reply"I vomit none of my buisness, she feed me 1"wtf rite -.-

Dats d last story im gonna tell today o.x so long for now~my hands are tired zzz chowz~

Year Of The Rat...A bad begining...

2008-02-06T19:53:00.000-08:00

Owh mi gawd, yesterday Im so god dam happy that I can receive my "salary" so I waited like the usual 12am when my folks would start packing their ang paos for us. But looks like we're still at the temple =.='ll not to mention the temple rich sia...I see a non stop barrage of fireworks for like 20min...still got...neck pain wei...-.- so we all chow bak home lol

Then at home, I chat wif my Reena nuer for awhile later i go chap ang pao...but wtf?? This time I only get rm150 in total from my folks + granma...I wonder what I did wrong...=.='ll cudnt b more pissed already...I mean, year by year...It gets lesser...ESPECIALLY SINCE MY BABY SIS GOT BORNED!! I'll b so god dam pissed if SHES the reason I get lesser "salary", I mean..I usually get like RM 200-300 in total from just my parents + grandma...NOW ONLY 150!! IM DAM PISSED AND HURT!! WHAT I DO WOR....

FUCK IT ALL LA!! THIS TIME, FROM TODAY ONWARD IM GONNA SWEAR THAT I WILL NEVER EAT IN SCHOOL AND SAVE ALL MY MONEY EVERY FUCKING DAY!! THOSE BITCHES...IF UR READING THIS POST, U BETTER NOE HOW IM FEELING RITE NOW

The night beckons...

2008-02-03T06:35:00.000-08:00

Haiyoyo, wake up today den I tot everything would go normally ended up to be quite the opposite ~_~ I saw Reena nuer on msn when i came on in d morning den i say hi to her lu~suddenly she take a webcam cuz her mom out d o.o lol finally get to see my nuer but...I dun have a webcam, soli ya nuer @@ next time if I can I use own money buy 1 =D kekeke~

Den before dat I tried finding my own webcam, prob is ITS GONE!! NIAO!!! Den I tried everywhere....from my room, to outside my room...to my moms room den the storage...haihz...still cannot find TxT Suddenly after all "dat" my mom say muz put my com outside of my room after CNY, so i fuckin sad TxT feel like I lose privacy, so now I fighting for my com to stay in my room. Lol look like when Tunku Abdul Rahman bugging the british to let us go =D

I made a deal with my folks dat if I can control my com hours, I can play even on weekdays, but only at night. Sounds fair rite?? =D At least can go on an hour or 2 den I sleep =D for now, its alredi near 11...gtg all~thx for reading @@ and soli ya Reena nuer, Blazin mami cannot find webcam...YET =D

1 different leter can mean alot =D

2008-01-31T08:57:00.000-08:00

Haven't blogged for a few days...again lo, I was lazy to ma...-.- Anyways, the days passed by as usual...just that Im becoming more of a nocturnal creature and theres a few lame stuff that happened along the way o.o

But yea, I dont remember alot...so I'll just talk bout today lo ~_~ today we heard the announcement all straight A student in PMR muz go hall now, so we go lo~Then got this guy called Thasban(mite spell ur name wrongly -.-) ma...he got 7a 1b(chinese) and he stayed at the hall for quite long ler, until the d teacher finish announce names and ask hus name never been called out he raised his hand...den the teacher ask him whats his results he said 7a 1b...kena deng o, he wasted his time der for nth and he lost his chance to claim rm 2xx o.o

Den after dat, recess i go hang out at canteen doin nth lo o.o so I went to find my jie and pei her awhile lo~den her mei(hu often treats me as an errand boy ~_~) ask me buy a drink for her and my jie wan also, so I juz buy lo lol -.- soon after, bell ring d and I had to go bio lab...

Bio lab...today we muz do an experiment, to see d onion cell and d cheek cell under a microscope...so hu do cheek cell?? Me...zzz I had to take a toothpick, gently scrape d inner lining of my cheek and blablabla end up I dun see anything under d slide and it was all a failure...so got a gal do for us this time and she call teacher help us with d microscope. FINALY WE CAN SEE THOS FAGS D!! Then i nth do go take an ant and magnify dao like nuts lolz~It looked kinda cool XD

Well, dats all for today...Its 1am....dats y i dun wan b cheeong hei so nitexx every1~

Striped beauty l Janitor's farewell

2008-01-27T00:41:00.000-08:00

Walao ah, blogger scare 7 me cannot log in zzzz I better copy down my whole template b4 dat happens zzz anyways, I din blog cuz of depression + hw + lazyness. Soli for any1 hu misses me TxT
And yea btw, for every1 in my msn, my old msn pawnage_monkeyz@hotmail.com has died so now im using ch1ngfux@hotmail.com =D plz add dis 1

Well, the days passed by with depression and normal stuff, Cleanin got 11 points for his o lvl(gratz~)but will b banned from maple cuz of hw zzz and hes darn lovesick -.0.I settled a few emo probs myself n my frens. Reena esp, I tot hw ur hand will look like until I saw d pic...-.-.......errr plz....try nt to slit urself so much -.-

Jessies bak from forest camping too~yay? XD and CNY coming, W00T, CabalSEA too~XD for any1 hu wants to see Reena's striped beauty, go to my links and find Reena, u wont b dissapointed =D

Truth?? Or lies??

2008-01-19T07:30:00.000-08:00

Haih...Saturday...I needed to go skool lo, then at skool whole day listen to a lecture on drugs. Again. As if Im SO retarded to use that shit to run away from my life, jeez what a nuisance...Well then lets skip the boring parts, so after skool I went bak home, turned on maple and turned down my friend's invitation to watch Cloverfield together in The Curve...

After that, all of a sudden my evil twin came online...then jessie gonna lvl lo...so I go find her to see her lvl ma, then when she 99% she suddenly go to the next map where my evil twin was...so she lvled der and i gratzz her lo...I suddenly made a wild guess that she likes my evil twin and not me lo...so I was dam heartbroken cuz I tot she never told me...so I went to simply slack...had no mood for anything d...

Then, after I DoTA I came back to maple then my evil twin off and jessie slacking...so I used my frens acct awhile, then my evil twin came on and hes at mushroom shrine so I tot hmmm wtv lo...then jessie suddenly go find him...I was like...rly...??Din reli belif it at 1st so I smsed her nt long after cuz I had dinner den she and my evil twin off d...I ask him are u calming him down?? Then she reply no...this made it more suspicious and I began pondering over and over...haih...I got nth to say now...I juz hope this is all just a dream...for now...I wish I can have sum1 to talk to...I need company...

Nothin last forever...

2008-01-15T06:37:00.000-08:00

Well, normal day again lo...skool over d den my fren wan me pei wushu wif her but since so little ppl go we decided to skip todays lesson =D so i went to cc n dota 2 matches(bad game zzz) den i hitched a taxi back home...ALOT OF HW to be done ler...

Well, bath, eat do hw n chat on maple as usual again...den suddenly Jessie had some probs comin to my map...She suddenly said her mom suddenly went out so i asked she said anything? Den she replied she said this is the end of her marriage with her dad...I WAS SO GOD DAM SHOCKED TO HEAR DAT!! CUZ D LAST TIME THIS HAPPENED SHE WAS CRYING ALL THE DAY!! I WUDNT WANNA SEE HER SAD FACE CUZ ITS PAINFUL FR ME!! EVEN WRITING THIS NW IS MAKIN MY EYES WTERY!! ARGH!!

I cudnt do much, its her own affairs and Im powerless to do anything but sit and wait...I felt so powerless, so depressed...that I reli needed company for awhile...so i found my maple gren nuer on msn n I chatted with her...I got bak on my feet soon n its all thx to my maple gren nuer ^^ tq agnes~rly appreciate it~

But Im still concerned of Jessie, she loves her parents and I wont know what she'll do if they divorce...the only option I had was to leave her alone...What else can I do?? She prefers to b alone in these times too...I seriously wished I cud b of more help but I cant...powerless me...

D day is nearing to an end now and my beloved Jessie is sleeping with her broken heart......I hope u can get over this...Jessie, I may not replace your parents and I may seem annoying at times but I'll b here when u need me...I need u too...so plz...hope u feel better soon...

Test of faith??

2008-01-14T06:31:00.000-08:00

Another day is approaching its end...Im writing down whats happened nw....well, as usual lo, today go skool n all but nicely today got PMD so dun nid bring books =D For any of u hu dunno PMD, it means Program Maju Diri, more like a personality test to see what careers fit u.

Ok, it begins like this...we have to answer 150 questions on a paper circling True or False den we see hw many true on d row n transfer it on to d score on d other side...each row got their own traits. Etc 1st row represents questions on aggresiveness. Heres how mine turned up:
Aggresiveness - 70%
Analytical - 40%
Extrovasi - 70%
Introvasi - 0%
Kritik diri - 40%
Suka menolong - 80%
Menguasai(leadership) - 10%
Pencapaian - 10%

n some others i forgot jor...but d above score seems weird to me. Why?? Because Im nt rly aggresive...but extrovasi n introvasi quite true cuz i juz say whats on my mind n i dun bother bout it. Unless it hurts ppls feelings. Suka menolong....yea rite...i like to see humans die...but only those i dunno la ^^ as fr d last 2 menguasai n pencapaian quite true becuz i seek to satisfy myself n nt to satisfy others. But of coz i like to break my limits sometimes =D

Okla, d teacher was crapping abit den she say bout d careers available, for agresive ppl got politician, pengurus n tentera...all dun suit me de...tentera ler...I noe la, I like firearms, guns n bombs n such but I dun like being in d military cuz it sucks. And politician sucks 2 cuz Bush sucks, he deserves to be massacred.

Next up is for analytical, i got 40% becuz ther were too many questions regarding humans...n i dont like humans alot...prefer to watch them die...and analytical jobs r science based, my favorite lers wtf?

For extrovasi is all thos job dat nid 2 talk like salesman n all n I hate buisness...after all that there are a few lame questions I wanna share with those viewing my blog =D

1. Sukakan binatang sebanyak sukakan manusia. - whats wrong with this?? look at manusia...I like animals, not humans...

2.Merasakan hidup mereka tidak menggembirakan. - OF COURSE I DONT FEEL HAPPY WITH MY LIFE AND IM SURE U NOE Y

either way its 11pm nw so i chow 1st, buai buai all~nitexx

The moment of death and rebirth

2008-01-11T07:01:00.000-08:00

Today, days passed as usual and I was given a hazardous amount of homework to do(aint done yet u noe) then I came back home soaked in the rain...Came bak and turned on maple as usual, I told a fellow guildmate bout what happened to our dear gm. He was in shock too.

But later, as I was afking our gm came on he told us he got hacked. Well yea, I mean like hell he lost ard 200m(total) from a mushashi, wg, pc, ibli, etc~~ n all den he wanted to quit. I said I wont let him quit and me n another guy will sponsor him till he can survive on his own again. He was touched and he continued mapling, for awhile there I tot our guild was gonna b crumbled...Whew...

After shopping a few stuff n givin him an excess steely I went bak to maple. Chatting...den emo-ing...den bak to normal chatting...blablabla...nth much happened today besides d event our gm was emotionally hurt cuz dis was like his 7th maple acct, the richest of em all n it got hacked...again...well, at least hes back on his feet now, Im happy for that ^^

Nick0fG0d, we, the members of TheLaw0fUeki shall be by ur side during these dark times, *through the fire and flames plays* dont quit, we need u as much u need us man...

Yet another day...

2008-01-10T06:32:00.000-08:00

Haihx...Today my frens came to my house, well I didnt want them to but at any rate it would be fine for me anyway so i let them here. 1 of em was despo to play Gears Of War cuz his com cudnt install and the other was an anime freak...Well, everything went out smoothly and i got free maggi goreng and cha kuay tiao lol

But haiz...his frozen throne cd was unusable...~_~ at least we had some fun with Gears Of War lol but anyway...after that i returned to maple...n den i went to find jessie lo...after dat i said i wan to find window mode fr maple so i searched n searched then finaly found 1 dat works, so i was dam happy when suddenly d guild der missing a few ppl and den d notice change n all...den i was angry...our gm kena hack...d hacker kicked those who were on9 and deranked me so i cudnt invite bak those hu kena kik...

I juz hope our guild master still will play after kena hack...cuz jessie loves that guild...and i love her...I dont wanna see her sad...well u noe...The day is nearing to an end and a new dawn is a pproaching...Im watching dramas nw to ease me from a moment of minor emo-ness...

1 hell of a day

2008-01-08T05:21:00.000-08:00

It started like any normal day...there wasnt anything much to write bout till English class. I like the teacher ma, she dam funny lols She told us to find a song that represent urself, what u've been through or what have u done in ur hols. I see endless victims choosing stupid songs like my fren lol!! HE CHOSE KIMIGAYO(japanese national anthem, all form 4s nw shud b familiar with this) and a few other retards...got some guy choose the school song -.-....We laguhed like crap throughout the class lols

Today needed to stay back for wushu, lol you all might think wtf? Chi Fung join wushu?? Actualy its juz for fun lol since i wanna skip taekwondo wushu wud compensate ma =D Wushu actually looks harder then it is because it involves a heck lot of streching. Luckily i had taekwondo before so i done abit of streching and dat saved my ass, a lil -.-

At any rate, after dat, com bak home, as usual lo...turn on com...do hw(friggin bm) and then go maple see whether jessie on9 anot lo...
either way the day hasnt ended yet and im watching Hanazakari no Kimitachi~dats all fr nw~

3rd day of skool o.o

2008-01-07T05:15:00.000-08:00

Well, i was watching hana kimi the drama ytd night so i din had enuf sleep...yet again...but at any rate i went to skool like everythings normal. So just like that, skool passed by normally with me getting screwed for nt bringing my tie and sleeping in assembly lol besides dat everything was totaly normal. NO, SERIOUS!!

After that, I went bak to my hse with NFS Prostreet and Gears Of War cd~excited, I turned on my com n tried installing them. Ending up all I got was some fucking error...So after dat, dissapointed i continued my lunch n trained in maple. In maple, me n my guild ldr got into an arguement, actualy I wasnt doing much nor feeling much, juz talked normally and joked ard till he got really pissed. Again. zzz

He was gonna disband d guild lo, luckily Jessie came to save the day and the guild was saved~well I left awhile so when my guild ldr cooled off he let me back in then he really did, when i was like 90% -.- Well anyways Im glad that the guild is still 1 piece and Im glad to be back~

After all the drama I became lvl 90 not long after and i was so god damn happy i wasted a point on ele compo zzz anyway i mass shopped stuff n now my money is EIGHT MILLION MESOS ONLY(counted quite broke for my lvl) Well, now Im playing my frens acct ^^ so I'll blog some time later~bb n happy living~

Saturday...

2008-01-05T00:06:00.000-08:00

Sob, ytd i dl de frozen throne torrent dunno why got eror and now my 2 days effort is wasted...TxT den i went o well wtv juz go to skool. Skool yesterday like normal lo, juz dat i found a few ppl who are easy to talk to ~_~ the group im sitting with is abit hard to talk to cuz we dont have common topics (mines dota and music), but theirs is football @_@ and i dont watch football de so i go find some girls and a guy named Jordan to talk to lol altho we still dont have much in common but its fun talking to them ^^

After skool i juz com bak, play com abit, then put a new song into my blog luhs...but wtf...as i clicked on d other buttons d song instantly disspears @_@ i'll try to fix dat zzz my brain was burned that day cuz i spent an hour + to figure out hw to get this song to auto play zzz cuz my blog so different zzz Thx to kimberley fr helping me out on this 1 ^^

And for today, the day hasnt finished yet, its 4.10pm now, and im gonna get some milo + crackers ^^ i'll update today prolly o.o my maple char BlazinVenum(cass) has reached lvl 89~ yay~ 1 more lvl and i can buy a whole new set ^^

1st day of skool

2008-01-03T07:27:00.000-08:00

Well, this is the 1st day of skool~so i quite exicited lo to see my form 2 frens comin to form 3. I wanted to meet them but since i reach quite late to skool the canteen so crowded until cannot see any1 =.='ll....After dat we juz move on to perhimpunan and blablabla speeches and den teachers will announce our classes.

Batai was the class chosen for me...and im nt quite happy bout it...cuz thers only a few ppl i noe and i rarely talk to them...the whole class looked like they never touched dota b4...so i hard 2 find some1 to talk to...but dat'll change i hope. Lols~my fren worse, his class is best class = nerd class and same condition as me lo so he wan change package from pure science to sub scinece(accounts) lol~

Well, the hours flew by as the teachers intro demself and give us d general idea of their lessons. I got kinda bored n dozed off so lets skip dis part. Now for my blog, I noe it looks weird lol but dats hw i like it =D looks cool, gothic, freaky and unique to me =D Anyway its near 12 and i dont wanna b screwed, i'll continue editing tomolo~

Skool gonna start....

2008-01-02T07:47:00.001-08:00

Haihx...yea I know, skool is gonna start soon and im still blogging at such a late hour lols~But i guess dats juz what i felt like doing~Last year is history~My pmr result dam nice tho XD got me a new com wif 2 gig ram XD and new year dam shuang o~I got to spend new years wif jessie~~Altho nt alone -.- but hey im happy enough ^^ well, i dunno what stream i will get transfered to yet so now I still dun haf books and I bringing only myself and my pencil box, bag, 30 bucks and water tomolo =.='ll

Haihx altho my xmas wasnt that good...I went to times square and lepak round der zzz I originaly wanted to buy some clothes but I changed my mind cuz i cudnt find much nice clothes...and time square...walao...i see dis guy dress up like dracula ler -.- on xmas summor....-.-den times square got lots of leng lui com shopping but of coz I luv jessie only XD

I've also decided that the theme of this blog shudnt b juz randomness and retardedness, it wud also b bout whats happening in my life n so on, I noe im a dull guy but hey...Ive changed quite abit since d hols XD okla i wan go sleeep ler 12am liao lol~

Proof that Santa does not exist

2007-12-16T17:17:00.000-08:00

Okok some of you guys here might go wtf over this but i picked up something VERY HILLARIOUS on DoTA forums(who said they were useless). And here it is:

You have probably heard this for but IDC =D

1. Santa’s Workload
There are two billion children in the world, but since Santa doesn’t appear to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish, and Budist children, that reduces his workload to 15% of the total, or 300 million. At an average rate of 3.5 children per household, that’s 85.7 million homes. Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different times zones and the rotation of the Earth, assuming he travels East to West. This works out to 767.9 visits per second. So for each household with good children, Santa has about 1/1,000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the presents, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, into the sleigh and move on to the next house.”

2. The Time/Distance Factor
Assuming that these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the Earth, we’re talking about .78 miles per household, a total trip of 75.5 million miles.

3. Calculation of Estimated Speed
This means that Santa’s sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, or 3,000 times the speed of sound.

4. Santa’s Payload
Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a mdeium-size Lego set (about two pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as “heavy.” On land, normal reindeer could pull no more than 300 pounds, and even granting that flying reindeer could pull 10 times the normal amount, Santa’s going to need 214,200 reindeer to pull his sleigh. This increases the payload to 353,430 tons, or four times the weight of the “Queen Elizabeth.”

Conclusion:
A craft of 353,000 tons, traveling at 650 miles per second, creates enormous air resistance. This will heat up Mr. Claus and his sleigh like a spacecraft reentering Earth’s atmosphere.

Translation:
If there is a Santa, he’s fucking dead.

HOLY SHIT!! DUMBLEDORE IS GAY!!!!!!

2007-11-06T06:10:00.000-08:00

HOLY SHIT......I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE HEADMASTER OF HOGWARTS, DUMBLEDORE(HIS ACTOR OF COURSE) IS A GAY!!! *ahem ahem* *coughs* Ok well, we do know he is a gay now, but wheres the proof?? I'll show you. One of the movies showed Dumbledore in his office.

Check out the rainbow flag...Flashy...and take a look at the magazine he's holding......Unless your blind or supremely blur, anyone can tell that the magazine is a gay magazine.

Then there was this scene in the movie where he was involved with this group called Dumbledore's Army. The movie led you to believe that Dumbledore's Army was a bunch of student rebels headed by Harry Potter.

But no, Dumbledore's Army is the name for an all-male strippers group. In his spare time, Dumbledore was a part of that group when he wasn't busy being the greatest wizard of all time.

...This picture already left me speechless....or rather laughing b4 i realized it was so god damn wrong.

And if that's not convincing enough, Dumbledore had even released an album a long time ago.

But not just any album.

Dumbasshole(my nickname for Dumbledore as it appears easier for me to type it) appeared to get the inspiration from a japanese called "Hard Gay".

This is really shitty man......This little pic here nearly got me puking. IF THIS IS NOT CONVINCING ENOUGH I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS OR THE FACT IS THAT YOUR ALSO GAY!!!! Oh, and by the way special thanks to Shiyooru(a maple friend) for giving me the link to the author of the original post from another site. Credits goes to the author of kennysia.com, which sorry i cudnt get your name. Really really sorry.

ON A SIDE NOTE, THESE PICS MIGHT HAVE BEEN EDITED. YES I KNOW, ITS UP TO U TO BELIEVE IT OR NOT. IM JUST UPDATING MY BLOG. THATS MY JOB YA KNOW.

Noob or Newb??

2007-11-03T07:56:00.000-07:00

At almost any time at all, we seem to misuse this common phrase in online games and real life. I've always called my fat ass friend a noob in DoTA, but now i realized my mistakes. But seriously, although he did abit of improvement to actually NOT ks us that much, as usual....he isn't fullfiling his role in DoTA. And since cause of that, we had to scold him. Again. I'm on a dilemma whether to call him noob/newb/fucker or sohai.

Im gonna talk bout the definitions of noob and newb. And their origins of course. Noob was invented after Newb. Newbie was used in the U.S. troops in the Vietnam War as a slang term for a new man in a unit. Although im very sorry and disappointed myself that i cant find the creator of the word noob.

Newb means a person who has just joined an online game or a group of some sort. Basicly newcomers/freshmen. They should be treated with kind response to their questions and actions because they dont know much about the game. You, whether you had played any online games before, should understand, NOBODY IS PRO FROM THE START. THEY WERE ALL NEWBS!!!

Whereas noob means a person who HAS played the game before, he has knowledge of the game but has no manners. A rude, selfish person. A noob is someone that acts in offensive ways to other users or people that surround them and refuse to go away, or stay by any other methods for the sole purpose of annoying others(THIS IS VERY UNTRUE BECAUSE IN DOTA, LEAVERS ARE NOOBS). The word noob can also mean in an online game someone who did something stupid, or asked an obvious question. For example, if someone asks a question answered in the FAQ or is common knowledge, others will call that person a noob.

We always hide our identity in online games, to avoid anyone from knowing we're pro, we always put names like ImaN00BIE/MeNoob/StupidNoob/Noobfocker and all that. These names usually prove that these people have knowledge of the game, but sometimes their name would mean what it says >_> so please consider what your name before using it =='ll.Yeah, my friends favorite line before a DoTA game starts is saying IMAN00BIE!!DUN BULLY PLZ!! =='ll. But hes god damn pro =='ll

Please dont misuse the above words again, the both seem similar but their very different. And for those lazy asses who didn't bother to read this post despite the fact i had fixed my english, here a webcomic i scooped up for the definition of noob and newb. And to all from SMKDJ who are form 3, Diong =N00B. I would puke calling him newb. Darn the webcomics too big so CLICK ON THIS LINK. Its a webcomic, no virus or pun intended.

Why should we protest against George W. Bush

2007-10-24T07:02:00.000-07:00

Yea, like the title said we are here today to ask ourselves. Why protest him?? Because he slaughters Iraqians? Hes a racist? No...heres a picture to describe why. As people always say, pictures are worth a thousand words.

Yep, like the sign hes holding says, if u ever vote for Bush, Jesus will mercilessly kill another kitten. I dunno bout Buddha or Kuan Yin though....SO PLEASE, EVEN IF YOU DONT CARE BOUT THE WAR, THE IRAQIANS, THE PEOPLE SUFFERING OVER THIS, BUSH OR EVEN MOTHER NATURE. CARE ABOUT THE KITTENS!!! THEY HAVE A FUTURE YOU KNOW!!! And....their so cute >< So please, next time you see Bush, say fuck you for killing iraqians and kittens.

Update.......wtf?

2007-10-20T05:31:00.000-07:00

..............Haikal(a friend of mine who likes girls with high socks) wanted to me update the blog. So, i update it =='ll apparently i have no idea why otakus(manga and anime freaks) get turned on by high socks, but Im definitely immune to it.

Condoms......?

2007-10-16T01:41:00.000-07:00

LoLs~ I had nothing much to think about for todays post, so i decided it would be condoms~~Gals and boys hu wanna learn more about how to have safe sex before your dad kills you~COM N JOIN THE LESSON!!!!

Condoms were invented by d egyptians, reli!! No joke man(or woman)!!Heres a pic of it. Its said to be unknown why but they say they use it for rituals...sex orgy? Lets get bak on topic =='ll

As for ur modern day rubber flabby condoms, they were invented by Julius Fromm...A jew... Regardless whatsoever, a condoms efficiency in preventing pregnancy is approximately 98% and prevents STDs like AIDS and such at 70-85%...IF...used correctly =='ll but actually, 3 times out of about 288 times of unprotected sex causes pregnancy...but its best u follow my advice before you hit the jackpot =='ll

How to use a condom??? Somehow some retards think that u juz nid to unfold the dam thing and place it on ur shotgun. NONONONO, it aint as simple as that my friend...Ok heres d steps:

Do a little rehearsal before "show time", just so that you can feel confident that you know what you are doing (and to make sure you got the right size).
Put it on, either by urself or ur partner(duh)
Pinch the little tip of the condom. That's the sperm reservoir and it won't work to catch your sperms very well if it is full of air. Pinching the tip while you put on the condom will help keep the reservoir empty for your sperms
You want to know before you get it on your cock so that you don't get pre-cum on the condom and then have to flip it over
So what u can do is: When holding it by the tip, roll it down a tiny bit to make sure the roll is on the outside (you'll know because it will be easy to roll down)Then you pop the condom over the head of your erect cock

This is the rite way to use male condoms~~don haf the info for female tho =='ll, anyway lets move on~~to condom storage~~

How should I store/carry around my condoms?

1. Not in your pants pocket.
2. Not at the bottom of your purse.

These are both places where your precious condoms are in danger of being bent, poked, or otherwise damaged. Ideally, the best place to store your condoms is safe and dry in their box on a shelf or in a drawer. However, it is always a good idea to have a condom on your person, because you never know what might happen (especially on bar night!). You can safely carry condoms in a smaller reinforced section of a bag or purse (just don't leave your change in there with them) or in a jacket lining pocket. You could also check out getting some of those condoms that come in travel safe containers.

Remember to check your condoms every once in a while to make sure the package is intact and that it hasn't expired. Always throw out condoms, regardless of expiration date, if they seem dry, brittle, discolored, or smell funny (or at least funnier than usual). Also, never use condoms with petroleum based lubricants (like Vaseline or baby oil) because these will cause the latex condom to rot. Heres a "nice" example lols

What can you do to prevent your precious little shaft cover from bursting?

Now this is a situation where size really does matter; it’s very important to make sure that you have the right size condom! A condom that fits too tightly, besides being uncomfortable, is more likely to break and a condom that is too big could slip off!

An important tip for when you are putting on a condom is to make sure you leave a little “wiggle room” at the tip; just hold the semen reservoir as you unroll the condom down the shaft to make sure that it doesn’t get pulled tight over the tip.

Also stay far far away from any petroleum based lubricants. Besides causing all sorts of problems for a female partner, petroleum based lubricants also have a nasty habit of making the latex rot fall apart. But, do make sure that you use a lot of water based lube, especially in orifices that don’t produce their own lubrication (such as the anus), this will be more comfortable and will also help keep the condom from breaking.
And a final tip: like my Dad always told me, when in doubt, do like they do at the grocery store – Double Bag it.
[note: do not actually attempt to use 2 condoms at once, the friction between the two condoms can increase the risk of breakage.

Hmm...thats pretty much all I can find on condoms really =='ll and that shud b enuf, Im off to bath now...happy having sex and credits for the info goes to the author The S Spot(a blog for sex questions), Shay for this info i scooped up :D

Finaly, 1st topic, nerds...

2007-10-15T08:14:00.000-07:00

You know, there are things that people take for granted. For example, your maid, your football, your porn collection, you bathroom and so on and so forth. But there is something that too many people are taking it for granted and yet dont realize it. Its...nerds.

So, why nerds? Heres a quick definition of nerds according to 1 of my dictionaries: Unstylish or socially inept person; esp : one slavishly devoted to intellectual pursuits. So guys and gals from DJ, i noe we all call Diong a nerd and such but from now on he shud be called a freak cuz he aint devoted to intellectual pursuits.

Why shud we appreciate people hu have bracers, high pants, freki hairdos and spend alot of time infront of their com monitors? Heres y. I found an article regarding nerds on my game magazine dated 2 years ago...

"I would like to protest the prosecution of nerds. People dislike, hate, even despise nerds. What i really dont understand is why people say, and i quote someone from my highschool, "Nerds SUCK!" Then he went straight to 1 of the school computers and sent an e-mail to his girlfriend. Who invented the computer? Nerds. Who invented e-mail? Nerds. Who makes sure the servers are running, keeps packet data uncorrupted, and removes bugs from almost anywhere in a program? Nerds! I find this behavior appealing. Why tread on nerds when they are the very stone the entire computer and gaming industry is based on?"

As you can read, nerds like Bill Gates were the 1 hu made our lives comfortable with inventing computers. Without him, you wont be able to find free porn sites, you wont be able to see your girlfriends face online with webcams. And most importantly, YOU WONT HAVE DOTA.

So, realize the importance of nerds in our modern day society. They keep the gaming industry running and they are the 1s hu invented games like Counter Strike and Final Fantasy. So from now on, remember, even tho if u wont wanna befriend a fucktard looking nerd, smile at him. Cuz hu noes, like NatGeo always has this slogan "dont laugh at the nerds, you'll end up working for 1".

Ahh, btw my last words...to all i noe from SMKDJ, Diong is NT a friggin nerd!!!!!HE IS A FREAK!!!!

Editing me blog...

2007-10-15T06:53:00.000-07:00

Its been a day or two since i made this blog and now its redi to go...I got a header pic, a counter and a cbox up ^^ there would be more coming up in the future i guess >_> bot for now i'll go make a post =='ll

NO NAMA PUNYA BLOG GRAND OPENING

2007-10-14T07:36:00.000-07:00

Hmm.....I think some of u here alredi noe hu am i, see my name also noe d ya? Anyway, this blog is made out of boredom since my holidays i will have nth to do, hope to make this a blog a nice 1 ya? Teach me i dunno how to do ler ^^